I try not to be predictable, but this is too good to pass up
Now, just to be clear, I hate the drama llama... but it rears it's ugly head. I'm not posting this to start shit, but only because I put stuff in here that comforts me. My readers can find this little slam-site useful if they've ever been wronged in a relationship. I found this website on a random search, partially because I was bored, and partially because jess is already openly dating the guy she cheated on me with... whore. I'm not jumping out of my seat saying "praise God!" or anything. I just think it's funny.
www.bitter.org/abcs-ex.html
Most of the points apply. Especially K, S, (which should be R in this situation), and U. Oh, and W could be wine, could be weed. I'm glad I don't have to talk to that bitch anymore. I do hope that guy sees the tattoo she has of my image next to her crotch when he fucks her. I was there first, dickhead!
In other news, I'm being forced out of my apartment. Again, I hate bringing up the drama llama (bleeat!! oorgle!!!) so I'll just spare you the details. I'm leaving the apartment in Henrietta for another apartment in the Rochester area. Still will be close to RIT, U of R and downtown, as well as in a nice spot to find work as a juggler. Where's the other person I was living with? She's in Maryland, then after she does that for a while, she'll be in Germany for the rest of her life, according to the plan as of today.
So beside the drama llama, which is in the stable right now, my life is pretty swell. I'm advancing pretty regularly with diabolo, performing with Jeff and looking forward for getting bookings. I have a lot less to talk about when drama isn't the subject. I need a new title... drama llama wrangler. Rider? Caretaker? Whatever...
Jack Daniels tastes the best when you drink three shots at once.
www.bitter.org/abcs-ex.html
Most of the points apply. Especially K, S, (which should be R in this situation), and U. Oh, and W could be wine, could be weed. I'm glad I don't have to talk to that bitch anymore. I do hope that guy sees the tattoo she has of my image next to her crotch when he fucks her. I was there first, dickhead!
In other news, I'm being forced out of my apartment. Again, I hate bringing up the drama llama (bleeat!! oorgle!!!) so I'll just spare you the details. I'm leaving the apartment in Henrietta for another apartment in the Rochester area. Still will be close to RIT, U of R and downtown, as well as in a nice spot to find work as a juggler. Where's the other person I was living with? She's in Maryland, then after she does that for a while, she'll be in Germany for the rest of her life, according to the plan as of today.
So beside the drama llama, which is in the stable right now, my life is pretty swell. I'm advancing pretty regularly with diabolo, performing with Jeff and looking forward for getting bookings. I have a lot less to talk about when drama isn't the subject. I need a new title... drama llama wrangler. Rider? Caretaker? Whatever...
Jack Daniels tastes the best when you drink three shots at once.