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XSHEMUSTDIEX: brian is dose....he's gotta be tough!!! arent we all?
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ERIK: ah, you're right. sorry. i forgot, straightedge means you're totally invincible, like batman
XSHEMUSTDIEX: yes it does
ERIK: plus you get that secret decoder ring
XSHEMUSTDIEX: and dotn forget
XSHEMUSTDIEX: ahahaha
XSHEMUSTDIEX: yep
XSHEMUSTDIEX: and the handy straightedge rulebook
ERIK: I need a new one though. they change that thing so often
ERIK: especially chapter 4: fashion
ERIK: that fucks me up every time
XSHEMUSTDIEX: lol
ERIK: my hair's still stuck in 95
XSHEMUSTDIEX: lol
XSHEMUSTDIEX: i like it
XSHEMUSTDIEX: if i didnt have a scar on the front of my head
XSHEMUSTDIEX: i'd shave it again
ERIK:yeah, but buzzcuts don't get emo bitches.
ERIK: see, what i'm wondering is
ERIK:you've got the gelled hair + bandana look. then the shaggy mcdork look. and the pomps. what's going to be the next ridiculous bullshit look that hardcore kids use to judge each other by?
ERIK:i vote for a reverse mohawk
ERIK: i want to see kids shave a patch right down the middle of their heads
XSHEMUSTDIEX: ahahaha
ERIK: and then they can all jerk each other off over whatever the next stupid website to pick each other up on , over how totally xfashionxcorex their head-strip is
XSHEMUSTDIEX: hahaa
XSHEMUSTDIEX: your soo posi it hurts
XSHEMUSTDIEX: fata is on the freddy vs jason soundtrack
ERIK:and then they can wear their stupid fucking belt buckles on top of their heads so they don't have to keep pointing out the fact that they too, like everyone else, now own some TOTALLY IRONIC AND FUNNY BELT BUCKLE! HA HA! AN IRON MAIDEN BELT BUCKLE? THAT'S SO GAY AND 1980S, BUT THEY'VE BEEN POPULAR AGAIN FOR TWO YEARS SO IT'S A STATUS SYMBOL OMGZ !!!11eleven
ERIK:haha, FATA can suck my balls.
ERIK:they're one of those bands that would be cool, were it not for their image and, oh, 98% of their homo fans.
ERIK:watch me write a FATA song.
XSHEMUSTDIEX: lol
ERIK:i am really hurt. you broke up with me. you're a bitch. i cried. from my eye. i tried. i died. why. why .why. NOW I'M ANGRY. REALLY REALLY ANGRY. because you hurt me. boo fucking hoo. hey, you're 15 and you've got a denim jacket and a locust pin, wanna suck my dick after the show? awesome.
ERIK: see, i should be a rock star too
XSHEMUSTDIEX: []
ERIK: ah, you're right. sorry. i forgot, straightedge means you're totally invincible, like batman
XSHEMUSTDIEX: yes it does
ERIK: plus you get that secret decoder ring
XSHEMUSTDIEX: and dotn forget
XSHEMUSTDIEX: ahahaha
XSHEMUSTDIEX: yep
XSHEMUSTDIEX: and the handy straightedge rulebook
ERIK: I need a new one though. they change that thing so often
ERIK: especially chapter 4: fashion
ERIK: that fucks me up every time
XSHEMUSTDIEX: lol
ERIK: my hair's still stuck in 95
XSHEMUSTDIEX: lol
XSHEMUSTDIEX: i like it
XSHEMUSTDIEX: if i didnt have a scar on the front of my head
XSHEMUSTDIEX: i'd shave it again
ERIK:yeah, but buzzcuts don't get emo bitches.
ERIK: see, what i'm wondering is
ERIK:you've got the gelled hair + bandana look. then the shaggy mcdork look. and the pomps. what's going to be the next ridiculous bullshit look that hardcore kids use to judge each other by?
ERIK:i vote for a reverse mohawk
ERIK: i want to see kids shave a patch right down the middle of their heads
XSHEMUSTDIEX: ahahaha
ERIK: and then they can all jerk each other off over whatever the next stupid website to pick each other up on , over how totally xfashionxcorex their head-strip is
XSHEMUSTDIEX: hahaa
XSHEMUSTDIEX: your soo posi it hurts
XSHEMUSTDIEX: fata is on the freddy vs jason soundtrack
ERIK:and then they can wear their stupid fucking belt buckles on top of their heads so they don't have to keep pointing out the fact that they too, like everyone else, now own some TOTALLY IRONIC AND FUNNY BELT BUCKLE! HA HA! AN IRON MAIDEN BELT BUCKLE? THAT'S SO GAY AND 1980S, BUT THEY'VE BEEN POPULAR AGAIN FOR TWO YEARS SO IT'S A STATUS SYMBOL OMGZ !!!11eleven
ERIK:haha, FATA can suck my balls.
ERIK:they're one of those bands that would be cool, were it not for their image and, oh, 98% of their homo fans.
ERIK:watch me write a FATA song.
XSHEMUSTDIEX: lol
ERIK:i am really hurt. you broke up with me. you're a bitch. i cried. from my eye. i tried. i died. why. why .why. NOW I'M ANGRY. REALLY REALLY ANGRY. because you hurt me. boo fucking hoo. hey, you're 15 and you've got a denim jacket and a locust pin, wanna suck my dick after the show? awesome.
ERIK: see, i should be a rock star too