Title: A Series of Blind Dates and Other Misfortunate Events: Part Two, Ron’s Date
Author: suntzu_s
Word Count: 1100
Rating: G (This part)
Pairing: Neville/Slew of People
Summary: I’m thirty-two and still single and my so-called friends have decided to fix that, or try to at least.
Warnings: Humour and the (mis)use of the stereotypical image of a Gay ( Read more... )

The internet is a wonderful thing; today I learnt that some hairdresser in London is charging £55 a pop to smear their clients’heads in bull’s sperm.

It resulted in Dodgy Crack!

It’s a Neville and Ron thing with a nod to Billville and Ron/Hermione all coming in at around 600 words of stupid. Oh and I’ve had no sleep for over 32 hours so you have ( Read more... )