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Title: Fine French Cuisine
Author: suntzu_s
Pairing: (if any)Draco/Neville
Word Count:100
Rating:PG
Warnings: Not really, I think you can take it.
Prompt: draco100 35# All things French
A/N:(if any) All hail, Catherine Tate!
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, which is a pity!
Draco eyed the Potter/Weasley wedding buffet with distain as he filed by.
"Garlic bread! Oh the height of sophistication!" exclaimed Draco, sarcastically. "Why they'll be bringing out the satsuma skewered with cheddar cheese next!"
Neville elbowed him in the stomach. "Shut up! They'll hear you!"
"Good. Then they might feel mortally wounded and throw themselves under the Knight Bus.”
“Draco,” warned Neville. “These are my friends.”
“Friends that can’t cook,” retorted Draco.
“And you can do some much better, I suppose,” challenged Neville.
“Yes, I know of a classic dish with a twist,” sniffed Draco. “I just need a toad!”
Go sign-up, so I can stop fretting! Or so I can avoid the dreaded work that begins with house….Oh and have a drabble
Title: Fine French Cuisine
Author: suntzu_s
Pairing: (if any)Draco/Neville
Word Count:100
Rating:PG
Warnings: Not really, I think you can take it.
Prompt: draco100 35# All things French
A/N:(if any) All hail, Catherine Tate!
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, which is a pity!
Draco eyed the Potter/Weasley wedding buffet with distain as he filed by.
"Garlic bread! Oh the height of sophistication!" exclaimed Draco, sarcastically. "Why they'll be bringing out the satsuma skewered with cheddar cheese next!"
Neville elbowed him in the stomach. "Shut up! They'll hear you!"
"Good. Then they might feel mortally wounded and throw themselves under the Knight Bus.”
“Draco,” warned Neville. “These are my friends.”
“Friends that can’t cook,” retorted Draco.
“And you can do some much better, I suppose,” challenged Neville.
“Yes, I know of a classic dish with a twist,” sniffed Draco. “I just need a toad!”