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Eight Words with two Meanings
>>
>> 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
>> Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
>> Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
>>
>> 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
>> Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
>> another.
>> Male.... Playing cricket without a box.
>>
>> 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
>> Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
>> with one's partner.
>> Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing
>> trip with the boys.
>>
>> 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
>> Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
>> Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out
>> with this one.
>>
>> 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
>> Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
>> Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking
>> beer.
>>
>> 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
>> Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
>> Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression,
>> male bonding.
>>
>> 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
>> Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a
>> couple can achieve.
>> Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we
>> do it.
>>
>> 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
>> Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel
>> to another.
>> Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels
>> every 5 minutes.
>>
>> AND;
>>
>>
>> He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
>> got nothing to put in it.
>> She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
>>
>>
>> He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions
>> tonight?
>> She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the
>> ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
>>
>> He said . ... What have you been doing with all the
>> grocery money I gave you?
>> She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
>>
>> He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have
>> an orgasm?
>> She said . . .. I would but you're never there.
>>
>> He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
>> She said . . They don't have time
>>
>> He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll
>> of toilet paper?
>> She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
>>
>> He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are
>> sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
>> She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
>>
>> She said...What do you call a woman who knows where
>> her husband is every night?
>> He said . . . A widow.
>>
>> He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than
>> single women?
>> She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in
>> the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see
>> what's in bed and go to the fridge.
>>
>> 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
>> Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
>> Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
>>
>> 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
>> Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
>> another.
>> Male.... Playing cricket without a box.
>>
>> 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
>> Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
>> with one's partner.
>> Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing
>> trip with the boys.
>>
>> 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
>> Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
>> Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out
>> with this one.
>>
>> 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
>> Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
>> Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking
>> beer.
>>
>> 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
>> Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
>> Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression,
>> male bonding.
>>
>> 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
>> Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a
>> couple can achieve.
>> Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we
>> do it.
>>
>> 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
>> Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel
>> to another.
>> Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels
>> every 5 minutes.
>>
>> AND;
>>
>>
>> He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
>> got nothing to put in it.
>> She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
>>
>>
>> He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions
>> tonight?
>> She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the
>> ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
>>
>> He said . ... What have you been doing with all the
>> grocery money I gave you?
>> She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
>>
>> He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have
>> an orgasm?
>> She said . . .. I would but you're never there.
>>
>> He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
>> She said . . They don't have time
>>
>> He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll
>> of toilet paper?
>> She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
>>
>> He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are
>> sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
>> She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
>>
>> She said...What do you call a woman who knows where
>> her husband is every night?
>> He said . . . A widow.
>>
>> He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than
>> single women?
>> She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in
>> the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see
>> what's in bed and go to the fridge.