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My little brother has attained a level of childishness that is impossible to imitate.
Walking from the latebus dropoff to my house I saw a bird come and fly right up to an inchworm that was making its cacoon and eat it.
We believe that Rich found a bag of crack and lemonade in the back of the bus (a la Tankass). He said he rubbed off the back of one of the seats in the back of the bus "Smoke Crack All Day."
Apparently Lauren Dunn's stepmom is being a whorebag and grounding her for going to prom and seeing Adina there. Fucking homophobes.
Crystal is new president of GSA. Sky is vice president.
Today at the wait for late bus somehow Kaye Toll, Toast, and I got talking about cleavage, and I started squeezing my breasts, which Kaye found amazing cause she just then realized that there actually are breasts there. She squeezed them as confirmation.
Toast knows that I am gay, like officially. He didn't believe Kaye when she told him I was.
Supposedly my mom is going to be bat fuck insane tonight when she gets home. Fun.
Walking from the latebus dropoff to my house I saw a bird come and fly right up to an inchworm that was making its cacoon and eat it.
We believe that Rich found a bag of crack and lemonade in the back of the bus (a la Tankass). He said he rubbed off the back of one of the seats in the back of the bus "Smoke Crack All Day."
Apparently Lauren Dunn's stepmom is being a whorebag and grounding her for going to prom and seeing Adina there. Fucking homophobes.
Crystal is new president of GSA. Sky is vice president.
Today at the wait for late bus somehow Kaye Toll, Toast, and I got talking about cleavage, and I started squeezing my breasts, which Kaye found amazing cause she just then realized that there actually are breasts there. She squeezed them as confirmation.
Toast knows that I am gay, like officially. He didn't believe Kaye when she told him I was.
Supposedly my mom is going to be bat fuck insane tonight when she gets home. Fun.