Were All Slowly Going Insane

Jun 22, 2006 13:05

Concerning Human Error: "So..whats the worst thing youve ever done?"..."Your mom."

Concerning Positions: "Theyre right there..I see them..your nail clippers are on top."..."Your moms on top."

Concerning Burberry Purses: "Theyre expensive.."..."Your moms expensive!"..."Thats cause shes so good."

Concerning Music Videos: "This video has so structure.."..."Your mom has no structure.".."...that doesnt make any sense.."..."Your mom doesnt make any sense!"

Concerning Oppression: "Women are oppressed by men because they oppress each other with phrases such as "bitch" and "whore", bitch."..."I fucking hear you, whore."

Concerning...food(?): "Your girlfriends chinese?...So...when you eat her out..are you hungry 30 minutes later?"

Concerning Antonellas Food: "Oh my God..what is that?" "That? Thats dinner fit for a Pope." "Yea..but..what is it?" "Pureed Protestant baby."
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