Don't even read this if you aren't a fan of Princess Diaries...don't say i didn't warn you!
Work put me in a bad mood tonight, so i left ryan's surprise birthday party early and went and got ice cream and then sat in the car alone eating it. haha, it actually made me really happy, and then i went home and read the princess diaries 4 b/c it is amazing no matter what anyone says!
quotes from book i find extremely amusing, whether u care or not:
-"At breakfast with Genovian Olive Growers Association, mentioned unseasonable drought afflictin Mediterranean area must be the "pits". No one seemed to think this joke particularly amusing, particularly members of the Olive Growers Association."
-"Veil stuck to lip gloss, could not get it off by blowing, finally had to pull it off, causing hat to be swept by wind into Genovian harbor. Prince Rene fished it out with the help of some friendly topless sunbathers, but hat will clearly never be the same."
-"Spent all day visiting patiens at Genovian General Hospital. V. depressing, not because of patients, but because of the clown that the hospital hired to cheer up the sick children. HATE CLOWNS!!!! Clowns v. scary to me ever since i read that stephen king book It, which was made into a TV movie starring the guy from The Waltons. It is awful the way writers can take a perfectly innocent think like a clown and turn it into a vessel of evil! Had to spend the entire time in hospital dodging clown, just in case he was spawn of Satan."
-"Spilled tea on new satin shoes that had been dyed to match tea gown. Now they match tea."
-"I mean, that is just what she gets for going out with media moguls and dictators and stuff."
-"I noticed his dry food bowl was not completely full. In fact, it was perilously close to being only half full. I always keep Fat Louie's bowl filled to the brim, because you never know when there might be a sudden plague, killing everyone in Manhattan but cats. Fat Louie can't pour out his own food, having no thumbs, so he needs a little extra just in case we all die and there is no one around to open the bag for him."
-"Could there be a girl luckier than me? No, i didnt' think so. Bite me, Britney."
So there!
quotes from book i find extremely amusing, whether u care or not:
-"At breakfast with Genovian Olive Growers Association, mentioned unseasonable drought afflictin Mediterranean area must be the "pits". No one seemed to think this joke particularly amusing, particularly members of the Olive Growers Association."
-"Veil stuck to lip gloss, could not get it off by blowing, finally had to pull it off, causing hat to be swept by wind into Genovian harbor. Prince Rene fished it out with the help of some friendly topless sunbathers, but hat will clearly never be the same."
-"Spent all day visiting patiens at Genovian General Hospital. V. depressing, not because of patients, but because of the clown that the hospital hired to cheer up the sick children. HATE CLOWNS!!!! Clowns v. scary to me ever since i read that stephen king book It, which was made into a TV movie starring the guy from The Waltons. It is awful the way writers can take a perfectly innocent think like a clown and turn it into a vessel of evil! Had to spend the entire time in hospital dodging clown, just in case he was spawn of Satan."
-"Spilled tea on new satin shoes that had been dyed to match tea gown. Now they match tea."
-"I mean, that is just what she gets for going out with media moguls and dictators and stuff."
-"I noticed his dry food bowl was not completely full. In fact, it was perilously close to being only half full. I always keep Fat Louie's bowl filled to the brim, because you never know when there might be a sudden plague, killing everyone in Manhattan but cats. Fat Louie can't pour out his own food, having no thumbs, so he needs a little extra just in case we all die and there is no one around to open the bag for him."
-"Could there be a girl luckier than me? No, i didnt' think so. Bite me, Britney."
So there!