The memoirs of trimet
I've decided to make a book out of peoples bus ride. It'll be a fantastic collection that will probably force people to never use public transportation again. The inspiration for this book comes from my FANTASTIC experiences that occurred 20 minutes ago.
So i'm sitting on the crowded bus and this (drunk or crazy not sure which) guy asks me my name. I tell him cause he didn't seem like he was hitting on me.
Guy: (muttering) I think your about 16
Me: yeah
Guy: (this time loud enough so I can hear) I knew that you were 16 I’m always right about these things.
Me: (this time I hear him) Sorry actually I’m 17. (I'm still not legal so there’s no point in lying)
Guy: oh well close enough. What are you reading there?
Me: I'm studying for the SATs
Guy: Oh. So you have a boyfriend?
Me: nope, (my thoughts at that moment: shit, don't want him to hit on me, think quickly!)
a girlfriend
Guy: does that mean you Fuck her?
Me: speechless
Guy: so you like licking her and fuck her with your tongue?
Me: ahh... I don't have sex with her (he keeps on talking like I didn't say anything)
Guy: (interrupting) so you lick her pussy etc.(I get up to and change seats cause 1. he won't let me get a word in edgewise and 2. I was to close to pouring my hot tea all over his head and knocking him unconscious with my physics book)
Guy: Continues to mutter about me being a fucking lesbian at 17 and how I fuck girls
This goes on for a good 5 or 10 minutes until another guy tells him to stop bothering me cause the bus driver will probably kick him off the bus if he continues.
I HAVE NEVER HATED PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION MORE. I HAVE ALSO NEVER WANTED TO HURT A STRANGER MORE. However thank you strange guy who actually spoke up and got him to stop.
SO I'VE LEARNED NEVER TO TELL A GUY THAT YOUR A LESBIAN. AND IM FUCKING PISSED CAUSE THIS KIND OF THING WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IF I WAS BORN A MAN. WHATS EVEN WORSE IS THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ANY OTHER FUCKING OPTIONS OTHER THAN LEAVING. AFTER ALL IF I HIT HIM, OR POURED MY TEA ALL OVER HIM THERES NOTHING STOPPING HIM FROM HITTING ME BACK OR PULLING OUT A GUN OR WHO THE FUCK KNOWS? HES CRAZY AND THEREFORE HE'S LIABLE TO DO ANYTHING. SO I HATE:
1. PEOPLE THAT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE SEXES OF PEOPLES PARTNERS
2. PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT (THIS WOULD INCLUDE ME CAUSE AFTER ALL I WASN'T THE ONE WHO PUT A STOP TO IT)
AND 3. THE FACT THAT IF I WAS A GUY I WOULDN'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT.
So i'm sitting on the crowded bus and this (drunk or crazy not sure which) guy asks me my name. I tell him cause he didn't seem like he was hitting on me.
Guy: (muttering) I think your about 16
Me: yeah
Guy: (this time loud enough so I can hear) I knew that you were 16 I’m always right about these things.
Me: (this time I hear him) Sorry actually I’m 17. (I'm still not legal so there’s no point in lying)
Guy: oh well close enough. What are you reading there?
Me: I'm studying for the SATs
Guy: Oh. So you have a boyfriend?
Me: nope, (my thoughts at that moment: shit, don't want him to hit on me, think quickly!)
a girlfriend
Guy: does that mean you Fuck her?
Me: speechless
Guy: so you like licking her and fuck her with your tongue?
Me: ahh... I don't have sex with her (he keeps on talking like I didn't say anything)
Guy: (interrupting) so you lick her pussy etc.(I get up to and change seats cause 1. he won't let me get a word in edgewise and 2. I was to close to pouring my hot tea all over his head and knocking him unconscious with my physics book)
Guy: Continues to mutter about me being a fucking lesbian at 17 and how I fuck girls
This goes on for a good 5 or 10 minutes until another guy tells him to stop bothering me cause the bus driver will probably kick him off the bus if he continues.
I HAVE NEVER HATED PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION MORE. I HAVE ALSO NEVER WANTED TO HURT A STRANGER MORE. However thank you strange guy who actually spoke up and got him to stop.
SO I'VE LEARNED NEVER TO TELL A GUY THAT YOUR A LESBIAN. AND IM FUCKING PISSED CAUSE THIS KIND OF THING WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IF I WAS BORN A MAN. WHATS EVEN WORSE IS THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ANY OTHER FUCKING OPTIONS OTHER THAN LEAVING. AFTER ALL IF I HIT HIM, OR POURED MY TEA ALL OVER HIM THERES NOTHING STOPPING HIM FROM HITTING ME BACK OR PULLING OUT A GUN OR WHO THE FUCK KNOWS? HES CRAZY AND THEREFORE HE'S LIABLE TO DO ANYTHING. SO I HATE:
1. PEOPLE THAT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE SEXES OF PEOPLES PARTNERS
2. PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT (THIS WOULD INCLUDE ME CAUSE AFTER ALL I WASN'T THE ONE WHO PUT A STOP TO IT)
AND 3. THE FACT THAT IF I WAS A GUY I WOULDN'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT.