It Could Only Happen to Me
Tonight at work I stopped a kid from stealing condoms.
We also adjusted the mannequins bubble wrap boobs.
My best friend from middle school's mother wants to hang out and watch movies.
Watermelon guy gave me his number.
Moving truck guy leered at my state of wet clothedness.
Wrestling on the front lawn with another girl-not a good idea.
I cannot sleep.
My music theory professor outed me as a high school student.
I cut my thumb (pollex! ha!) fixing a paper jam.
I now want toast.
Mr. Kalinowski said I look Polish.
My arms are double jointed.
I can also turn either foot (one at a time) so that the toes of one point in the direction of the heel of the other.
I blame ballet.
We also adjusted the mannequins bubble wrap boobs.
My best friend from middle school's mother wants to hang out and watch movies.
Watermelon guy gave me his number.
Moving truck guy leered at my state of wet clothedness.
Wrestling on the front lawn with another girl-not a good idea.
I cannot sleep.
My music theory professor outed me as a high school student.
I cut my thumb (pollex! ha!) fixing a paper jam.
I now want toast.
Mr. Kalinowski said I look Polish.
My arms are double jointed.
I can also turn either foot (one at a time) so that the toes of one point in the direction of the heel of the other.
I blame ballet.