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So, I've been having a crazy hard time sleeping the past few nights. Tonight, this exchange happened.
Mom: Are you going to bed now?
Me: No, I'm not tired. It's ridiculous.
Mom: You should try reading. Read something boring.
Me: I don't have any boring books.
Mom: Read the Bible.
Me: ... ... ... Oh snap.
Mom: Do you think I'm going to get struck down?
Me: Oh, it's a possibility.
Mom: Are you going to bed now?
Me: No, I'm not tired. It's ridiculous.
Mom: You should try reading. Read something boring.
Me: I don't have any boring books.
Mom: Read the Bible.
Me: ... ... ... Oh snap.
Mom: Do you think I'm going to get struck down?
Me: Oh, it's a possibility.