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So, this morning, after work called and woke me up to ask if I could work later (the answer is always yes!) I went back to sleep and dreamt that the fleet of Galactica made it to earth with a near-death Lauroslin, and somehow found the dollhouse.
There, the fabulous but evil Adelle DeWitt was like, as a sign of friendship from our people, the Rossum corporation is willing to scan your president's brain so that she can rule FOREVER (because, well, why should Rossum/DeWitt care about the word 'president' if no one on the show does?) and they're all like OMG OKAY and then they get a Six who is done with the whole trying to make humans like them deal and figures that this is the best gift she can give her siblings, and agrees to become President Lauroslin.
(Also, somehow they had Ellen's scans too, and Papadama was kind of like, hey. Hey, bro. Do you want Ellen back? Cause we can do that. And Tigh was like D: about it, because he wanted his Ellen, but then he realized when he talked/slept with Caprica he saw his Ellen anyway, and in my dream I was like NO DREAM SAUL NO because it was like watching an episde.)
So, yeah, Lauroslin was going to get that whole new blonde body thing she talked about in Resurrection Ship. And now I kind of want to write this? I have issues.
... ALSO LOL I am now realizing that there would be TWO HELOS, both tall and morally judgmental, as Topher said, tall-ing around and being all THIS ISN'T RIGHT, THEY'RE PEOPLE TOO and Adelle DeWitt preaching about how that Six was being more selfless than any of them could ever dream and freeing her people- all her people- and everyone's all touched and skeeved out at the same time and Helo's like, BUT THEIR SOULS and they're like, can it, Ballard, and he's like STOP CALLING ME THAT and then Papadama has to send him back to Galactica because he can't handle the excitement and Kara laughs at him.
There, the fabulous but evil Adelle DeWitt was like, as a sign of friendship from our people, the Rossum corporation is willing to scan your president's brain so that she can rule FOREVER (because, well, why should Rossum/DeWitt care about the word 'president' if no one on the show does?) and they're all like OMG OKAY and then they get a Six who is done with the whole trying to make humans like them deal and figures that this is the best gift she can give her siblings, and agrees to become President Lauroslin.
(Also, somehow they had Ellen's scans too, and Papadama was kind of like, hey. Hey, bro. Do you want Ellen back? Cause we can do that. And Tigh was like D: about it, because he wanted his Ellen, but then he realized when he talked/slept with Caprica he saw his Ellen anyway, and in my dream I was like NO DREAM SAUL NO because it was like watching an episde.)
So, yeah, Lauroslin was going to get that whole new blonde body thing she talked about in Resurrection Ship. And now I kind of want to write this? I have issues.
... ALSO LOL I am now realizing that there would be TWO HELOS, both tall and morally judgmental, as Topher said, tall-ing around and being all THIS ISN'T RIGHT, THEY'RE PEOPLE TOO and Adelle DeWitt preaching about how that Six was being more selfless than any of them could ever dream and freeing her people- all her people- and everyone's all touched and skeeved out at the same time and Helo's like, BUT THEIR SOULS and they're like, can it, Ballard, and he's like STOP CALLING ME THAT and then Papadama has to send him back to Galactica because he can't handle the excitement and Kara laughs at him.