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yubsie Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing).
Now, I know what you're thinking. 'Oh, who cares. This is too boring to click the cut.'
But oh no, my friends. Oh no.
Alicia Huberman
Allison Cameron
This pairing is entirely bizarre and out of this world because… different time periods. Also, it totally wouldn’t work, as they’re both madly in love with their contemporary males.
Anya ‘Jenkins’
Arvin Sloane
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Buffy Summers
Cesar Martinez
It’s bizarre. Completely bizarre. And the only real thing I have to say about it is “Buffy does have a thing for bad boys.” But not this one. I don’t think.
Christian
Cristina Yang
This is Christian from ‘Moulin Rouge’ and Cristina Yang. Man. Cristina would eat his ass for breakfast.
Daisy Gamble
Daniel Hecht
If you look beyond the time disparity, it’d be totally cute. Daisy was adorable, and so was Danny.
Dorothy Gale
Elizabeth Swann
Yeah, I just… no.
Emily Sloane
Fox Mulder
*snarfle* This is just entirely too bizarre.
Francie Calfo
Georg von Trapp
… But I think this one might win.
Greg House
Han Solo
OR THIS ONE.
Hilda Suarez
Irina Derevko
… No, seriously, what? Honestly.
Izzie Stevens
Jack Bristow
These pairings are all so delightful. I mean, in what world? I’m sure there is one, and it’s reachable, but I don’t know how to get there.
Jack Dawson
Jack Donaghy
The thing is? I CAN SEE THIS WORKING. In a really weird way.
James Norrington
Jason Bourne
Not so much.
Jenny Calendar
Julia Thorne
Noooooo! Completely improbable.
Kaylee Frye
Lauren Reed
and strawberries and glitter and kittens and rainbows and sunshine
- and kill and death and explosions and blood and omg.
Although Tess says that Kaylee could probably make Lauren some good weapons.
Leia Organa
Liz Lemon
Liz might die of fannish glee.
Lorelai Gilmore
Luke Danes
OMG they are MADE TO BE. Even here they are together! Perfect and wonderful and delightful and as of right now the best pairing yet.
Maria
Marie Antoinette
This is Maria from The Sound of Music, as in, the girl who wanted to be a nun, and the doomed Catholic queen of France. Not so much.
Marie Kreutz
Meredith Grey
Yeah, no. I’m pretty sure Mer would just boggle Marie with her Mer-ishness.
Michael Vaughn
Nadia Santos
WIN. So much win. Made of win, this pairing is. I swear, if Syd/Vaughn didn’t own my soul, I’d be all over this. Hell, I am all over this.
Rose DeWitt-Bukater
Rupert Giles
Raaaaandom. But I feel that since Giles is wonderful, he would totally mesh with Rose.
Sally Bowles
Santos
Oh, man. There is no way Sally could handle Santos. She’d think she could, but not so much.
Satine
Simon Walker
Oh, Simon! He might dig Satine for her looks, but I don’t think she’s clever enough for him. His girl Julia was a seventeen you know.
Sydney Bristow
Will Tippin
Another pairing that delights me, because if not for Vaughn, this would be my OTP. Given that Danny was killed.
Willow Rosenberg
And poor Willow is all alone. :(