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The first time the entire world sleeps late on Christmas I can't sleep.
Let me start by sayving I was convinced to drag couch pillows into my sister's bedroom to sleep on her floor in the room with her and my cousin. This led to me having the most uncomfortable bed ever of all time. But no problem, I thought, because I have an eight year old in the house. Surely she will get us up for presents at some ungodly hour, and then I can go back to sleep in someplace nice, preferably my parents' room.
But oh no. I wake up at 6:56, and I cannot go back to sleep, and that's it.
So I think, merry fucking christmas, and wake up my sister. who says "leave me alone, you psycho," until I say "it's christmas morning, bitch." And then she got up.
My parents said they were getting up until it was actually time to move, and then my mom bitched me out.
Which means? I am going to be the biggest bitch ever on camera when everyone else decides to get up. Because I hate everyone and there is no way I am going back to sleep.
My sister just woke up now, which is cute, I guess.
But I still hate everyone. Everyone. Except maybe my sleeping cousins -not Katie; Katie I hate. Katie and my parents.
Fucking. Christmas.
Let me start by sayving I was convinced to drag couch pillows into my sister's bedroom to sleep on her floor in the room with her and my cousin. This led to me having the most uncomfortable bed ever of all time. But no problem, I thought, because I have an eight year old in the house. Surely she will get us up for presents at some ungodly hour, and then I can go back to sleep in someplace nice, preferably my parents' room.
But oh no. I wake up at 6:56, and I cannot go back to sleep, and that's it.
So I think, merry fucking christmas, and wake up my sister. who says "leave me alone, you psycho," until I say "it's christmas morning, bitch." And then she got up.
My parents said they were getting up until it was actually time to move, and then my mom bitched me out.
Which means? I am going to be the biggest bitch ever on camera when everyone else decides to get up. Because I hate everyone and there is no way I am going back to sleep.
My sister just woke up now, which is cute, I guess.
But I still hate everyone. Everyone. Except maybe my sleeping cousins -not Katie; Katie I hate. Katie and my parents.
Fucking. Christmas.