Holly Flax » A Picspam
When I read on that the next challenge was favorite character, I knew what I had to do. SPAM MY FAVORITE CHARACTER (duh).
Truth be told, Ms. Flax isn't my all time number one fave; but at the time the challenge was announced, I was really missing her |:
I know there was already a Holly spam, oh well whatever. You can never have enough Holly ♥
WARNING:
- SPOILERS OMG NO WAY.
- This is long (twss). It's 150 images + 2 mixes. So, let it load for a little bit.
- Get ready for an overload of cute. I was not prepared, and it hit me...hard
And so, without further ado, enjoy!
4.14 - GOODBYE, TOBY.
Oh, hello there! Training with Toby...that's nice.
Well, we know that Toby thinks she'll be great. So, strike one, I hate her already
So, before I go any further: I honestly tried to make this spam about Holly, and not all Michael/Holly.
But dammit, do you know how hard that is?!
Michael Scott, this is Holly.
And thus it begins, with Michael making a funny face.
Hi. Yeah. Right. Okay, well, they hired a female Toby. Good for the world.
Thank you, God, for creating two of you. Here's how things work here:
my job is to make the office fun. Your job is to make the office lame.
And we have an eternal struggle, you and I. And only one of us can be the winner.
Spoiler alert: I'm gonna win.
You are incorrect, sir! They hired a female Michael.
Holly: What did you do to him?
Toby: Nothing.
Michael: T-No. He tortured me... with his awfulness.
Yeah, I know what you mean. I nearly fell asleep when he gave me a tour of the files
I love Michael's face. He could've proposed to her right then and there.
Holly: I really look forward to working with you, Mr. Scott
Michael: Y-You can...Michael
Thanks to Toby, I have a very strong prejudice against Human Resources.
I believe that the department is a breeding ground for monsters.
What I failed to consider though, is that not all monsters are bad.
Like E.T. Is Holly our extraterrestrial?
Maybe. Or maybe she's just an awesome woman from this planet.
Anyways, the awesome woman from this planet went around meeting (and offending) everyone.
Unforunately for her, that does mean everybody.
Dwight is so proud.
Holly: What do you do?
Kevin: I do the numbers.
Holly: Oh, good for you
I smell OTP!
...Oh yeah, nevermind then.
Here she is! Holly... You know, if we hung Holly from the ceiling, we'd have to kiss underneath of her. So-I know. Oh, sorry. Question, are you real, or are you a Hollygram
You know, I should make you a mix. Do you have a, uh, a CD player?
Playaaaaa in da house!
This thing with Holly feels a lot like love to me
Hmm. Well how much money do you have there? [
looks at the change in his hand] Okay, let's see... fifty...
Oh, this is a button.
Okay. Fifty-five, sixty-five, okay, you have seventy-five cents.
So, that means you could get anything up in the top row.
I am so going to bang Holly
Oh, Kevin
Michael: Oh, where's Holly?
Holly: OH HAI DAR!*
*Not actual dialogue. If it was, that would be sad
Oh, I'm trying to adjust the lumbar support on Toby's chair and... t
hat made this up/down lever thing not work, and then I took the whole chair apart,
and that... is the story of me on the floor.
It's pretty good, right? You know, I'm gonna sell the movie rights.
And the sequel, "Woman Stands at Desk and Works."
Okay, that's actually pretty funny.
Michael: So, I have no idea how you...sit like that.
Holly: Yoga
Michael: Sit on floor and put together chair we will....Yo-da
Oh boy, Michael. When will you learn that most people don't really -
Pass curvy metal piece, you will
:O !!!OMG!!! I...see...FIREWORKS!!! ♥ ♥
LOL LOOK! Michael can't believe it either!
Michael: I'm not gonna be in town. I'm going out of town.
Holly: Ohh, so you can't make my orgy?
Uh.....what?
KIDDING!
So, I'm pretty sure this was the moment that I fell in love with Holly.
It was love at first sight...with my ears.
Aw ♥ .
Oooh, right when Michael's about to rip Toby a new one, guess who shows up?
Michael: Um, no, no, no. This is very boring stuff. Why don't you take a tour? Have you seen the baler?
Baler? I HARDLY KNOW HER!
Um... Alright, well then, I will proceed.
Hey, what's that gift Michael?
Oh, no no no, no, no. No, this-hey, hey, hey, hey, this might not be what I think...
that I don't even know is in there, because there are a lot of presents in my car,
and I don't know which is which...
Oh, Michael. He lost a watch, but look at how impressed Holly is!
Holly: What's protocol on this?
Toby: I normally do nothing, I guess
I think it's mainly because she doesn't know any better,
but how sweet? It's not protocal, but she does it anyways (:
Holly: Michael, are you okay?
Michael: I'm just worried about my friend.
Holly: Oh, of course you are.
Michael: Just, I'm fine. I'm holding it together. I-I have a business to run.
Holly: No, hey.
Michael: I'm cool.
Holly: Stop. You can let yourself be upset. He's your friend. You know what I usually find?...
God, Holly said exactly what Michael always wants to hear.
Too bad she wasn't there for "Grief Counseling"
Holly is sweet and simple, like a lady baker
BAKERS WIFE? INTO THE WOODS, FTW! /relevance.
Moving right along...
That's what she... a lot of places are like that.
It's too bad he didn't say it because
a) that was a really good one
b) I'm 110% sure Holly would've laughed.
But it's a good thing he didn't, because IT WAS SO CUTE WHEN HE STOPPED HIMSELF!
(He didn't stop himself when Jan was around...)
Um, MOSE?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Everybody, I want you to look at Holly right now, and maybe if you look at her deeply enough,
you will see what I see in her. And that is that we are all very lucky to have her here.
Holly is the best thing that has happened to this company since World War II.
Fifty years, she is the best ♥
Did you see that! Did you see it? Did you see what... wow-wee!
Uh, well, Jan didn't believe in showing affection, so...
sometimes I don't know how to react when a girl touches me. Oh... I like it!
"Oh, I like it"? Awww!
Oh, she was impressed with "Goodbye Toby"
Someday I would love to hear "Beers in Heaven."
Look at the way she looks at him. I mean, seriously. Look at that.
Yeah well, the party, driving to the supermarket... it's a big day for him.
Oh, bless her heart. She is so caring
Don't move a muscle. I will be back momentarily, all right?
Yeah Holly, camera man saw that.
IT'S BEEN HOURS SINCE THEY'VE INTERACTED.
Holly: Yeah, Andy proposed to one of your accountants.
Michael: Oh, wow.
Holy: I'm not so specific as I can be on my first day, but...
Michael: Well, I can see Andy proposing to Angela. I can also see him proposing to Oscar.
Aw, Holly wants to talk to Michael ♥
Also, completely off topic, but "proposing to Oscar"? Eat your hearts out, Andy/Oscar shippers!
So... You know, somehow after all those ribs, I'm still really hungry. I don't know, I was thinking of maybe going off-campus somewhere, getting some dessert, or...
MICHAEL. SHE IS ASKING YOU OUT. LISTEN TO HER, AND DO WHAT SHE SAYS.
What did you tell Jim earlier? "You took it too slow"? YEAH.
Yeah, it was a good day. I mean, first days are always the hardest, right?
5.1 & 5.2 - WEIGHT LOSS.
Holly: Ex-squeeze me.
Michael: No, I will ex-squeeze you.
I always say "ex-squeeze me."
Math is hard
OH I MISSED YOU OVER THE SUMMER!
Because most of the time, friends don't talk about other friends' butts.
Trivia: the position Holly is doing is cat - dog.
Holly: Actually, I'm a lesbian.
Oscar: I'm gay!
At first, I was like, "OH NO! SAY IT AIN'T SO!"
I'm not a lesbian. I don't know why I said that... It's a joke.
*whew* Oh wow, both Michael and Holly are awkward around gays.
I'm messing with you, Holly.
This scene has me so confused.
Was Oscar flirting with Holly?
Was Holly really a lesbian?
SO MANY QUESTIONS, VERY LITTLE ANSWERS.
OK, no, no, no, no, no, no. Same places as last week.
(He just said that to stand by Holly again)
I can't believe I'm saying this, but Michael is actually killing it with Holly. And I think I know why
I'm MC Michael Scott, and I am hot
She's DJ Jazzy Flax, and she is the best
All those other branches can suck our fat
WICKI WICKI WICKI WAAAA?!
Yeah, be impressed.
I'll wait for you while you applaud.
Reason #5647945465 Holly is amazing: she cares about everyone in the office.
Hey, Oscar. Who's that woman in Michael's office with the feet?
I remember thinking, "Jan if you screw this up for Michael...I...will...kill...you."
He is mentally challenged. But he's doing a super job here.
Ooooh.....
And the way Amy Ryan delivers that line, is beautiful.
Oh Holly, that is very offensive.
AWW, KEVIN
I have a crazy idea. What if we did, um, fruit instead of cake?
Holly, you are tearing UP the PPC!
People, this is not just about winning some extra vacation days.
This is about a very cool HR initiative that if we don't follow, we are all going to die of obesity.
Wait...Wait. Is Michael giving mad props to HR?!
Aw, everyone looks so cute in their party hats!
Holly: That's so lame they didn't invite us.
Michael: You know what we should do? We should have a party and not invite them.
Dwight: Yeah!
Michael: Let's go mini-golfing.
Holly: Hey, could I have a rain check on the mini-golf. I, uh, actually have a date tonight.
Hahaha, I love the fact that she's mostly upset they didn't invite her to the party.
Michael: You know what? We're pretty much done here today. Why don't you just take off early?
Holly: Really?
Michael: Yeah.
Holly: Oh, that's sweet. Wish me luck.
Michael: Good luck.
Michael: Oh, Holly doesn't need luck. Everyone that meets her instantly loves her.
It's kind of a good news, bad news situation.
The bad news is we're not doing very well, so we really had to starve ourselves this whole week.
But the good news is that all the other branches are doing just as bad as we are, so corporate upped the prize to five days.
So if we stay fat long enough, we may actually get a whole month off.
Eight point five. I got a red wine stain on my favorite shirt. But he's cute, right?
Oh, Michael gave a Dwight!Groan. The groan that says "I can't believe the love of my life is with somebody else."
Dwight!Groan is easier to say.
UH-OH. HR CRISIS. THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT!
Everything is going so well and professional, and then...Michael Klump.
Hahaha, Holly is so horrified. But is slightly amused.
(PS - Look at Dwight's face in the second cap?)
So we're only eight pounds behind Utica.
Now, I know it's a stretch but we could weigh ourselves again at the end of the day
and maybe win this thing after all.
Ooh, losing to Karen's branch.
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOOOWN!
Michael: I have to say, I think the problem with that whole thing...
Holly: Yeah?
Michael: ...was that he was a complete stupid idiot.
I'll leave this on a nice note. Not a "tearing up tickets" note.
5.3 - BUSINESS ETHICS.
Today is ethics day.
After they finish their quiz I'm going to run my first ethics meeting here.
It's gonna be insaaaaane.
No, it's not. I have to read from the binder.
"Special Guest Star: Amy Ryan"
Let's get Ethical!
AW. Both are very enthusiastic about making meetings fun!
But seriously....
Michael: Can I talk to you for a sec? Lot of good stuff.
And you look... you look fantastic.
People expect a lot from these meetings.
Laughter, sudden twists. Surprise endings. You need to be Robin Williams and M. Night Shyamalan.
You need to be Robin Shyamalan.
Oh, don't...don't listen to him.
That's crazy. That's crazy talk! Meredith!
:O
I mean all of you have done things I wouldn't have done myself
but Meredith's actions are really over the line.
Ooh, so she's not completely like Michael after all!
Well it's funny. Maybe it's a girl thing,
but after we did it, and he would give me those coupons, I just felt good about myself
Oh God. Holly is not amused.
Michael: Well, well. Holly... lujah! It's a miracle, you're at your desk.
Holly: It's Mike-raculous.
How do they come up with these things? Seriously, that's comedy gold.
Oh no, no, no. Your food is no good here, my lady
Oh Michael! You were doing so well!
It's not a family. It's a workplace
Holly is not amused.
It's been a little tense. People are suspicious of me
And my best friend in the office won't even talk to me.
Turns out being the morality police does not make you popular.
I should know because in middle school I was the hall monitor
and the kids used to stuff egg salad in my locker.
I was just hoping middle school was over.
That line crushes me - "and my best friend in the office won't even talk to me."
Oh Holly,
I thought it was clear with you, Holly. Your task was to get signatures from the employees showing that they completed the training.
How do you tell somebody that you care about deeply, "I told you so."
Holly: We need to finish the ethics seminar. Andy: No way, lady.
IT'S A TRAP!
Get in there right now or I'm gonna lose it!
In it's own special way, that is so sweet.
Aww, they're like Jim and Pam in season 2!
5.4 - BABY SHOWER.
BFF's!
Um, listen. Jan Levinson is coming in today, and she is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy -
the child of which I have a vested interest. It's all kind of weird.
Anyway, she is incredibly... fat and enormous right now - extremely unattractive.
And you are, on the other hand, one of the more attractive people in the office.
So, while she's here I am going to be acting kind of cold to you.
And I am doing this to pay respect to her bloated feelings.
And I'm treating Ryan the same way.
Again, in it's own weird way, that was sweet(?)
Sweet he finds her attractive, and the thought of him being nice to Jan is sweet.
You OK? You seem kind of...
Aw, she knows he's hurt. (With a creepy face? LOL)
I'm fine, weirdo. Such an HR weirdo.
Try not to suck all the air out of there when you walk in.
Well, that was unexpected?
Trivia: that's the 100th picture of my spam!
The song is about losing your virginity next to a church,
and guess what - she's been singing for the last twenty minutes!
:|
Jan: Where's Astrid?
Holly: Oh, I think she's on a sales call.
Holly: No, she's just on a coffee break.
Jan: That's funny
Jan is not amused
I'm starting to get a feeling for what life was like around here for Toby.
Okay, that line was in a deleted scene. Sue me.
Don't date Holly
I didn't feel much when I held Astrid, but I got a good feeling from Holly.
ALKJSDLKFJALKSJDFKJASLKDFJ AAAAAWWW YEAAAAH ♥
5.4 - CRIME AID
Michael: I'm actually thinking about getting my own set of putt-putt golf clubs.
Holly: Oh, that would be great. You need that.
Michael: I let her win
Holly: No he didn't
Oh, I just remembered, I can't tonight. - Because I'm going out with you.
Too many times
Although technically, that would've been the third joke, therefore following
the comedy rules of three.
Michael: Some of what we order depends on whether we're having sex after. [laughs]
Oh, my. Wow, elephant in the room. Are we, do you think?
Do you think we're going to have sex tonight?
Holly: ...Hell yeah.
OH MY GOD, NO WAY!
I love his talking head after that scene.
They get off work at five, and dinner reservations are at 8.
Oh dear.
Oh, I forgot my keys.
I didn't forget my keys, I just didn't want to make out with you in front of the cameras
Oooh, Holl-ay!
Oh my god, vintage HP computer collectors robbed the office!
So much for sex without consequences.
How's everyone doing? My door is always open if anyone wants to talk.
I love when Michael and Holly do joint announcements.
It's like they're King and Queen of the office.
Holly: Michael scored the big ticket item. Springsteen tickets! The boss scored the boss.
Michael: Yeah, I think that's pretty boss.
He knows how to get things. He got me.
AWW, LOOK AT THEM!
It is a Yoga lesson from Holly Flax! Yoga!
Oh this was awkward. But Michael bought it :D
She is such a diligent worker.
Hey, that looks good. Listen, about the tickets
It's sort of a gray-kind of a gray area in terms of...whether or not I had them-
The Springsteen tickets seemed too good to be true. But, a lot of Michael seems too good to be true.
So far it's all true.
But yeah, those tickets, really seemed too good to be true
Aw, she is so totally in love with him.
No, I did not know that Michael was dating Holly.
5.5 - EMPLOYEE TRANSFER
Aw, Michael made Holly a fanmix.
Which they had on iTunes
Which I am now giving to you as a gift!
When Corporate found out that we were dating, they decided they were going to transfer Holly
back to her old branch, in Nashua, New Hampshire.
Holly: Breaker one-nine, copy?
Michael: Oh, copy that breaker. Those Duke boys are at it again.
HAHAHA, Darryl is not amused.
And all I could think of was:
DON'T EVER TOUCH A BLACK MAN'S RADIO!
It's been a weird week since we found out I had to transfer.
Michael wanted me to quit and get some job here in Scranton, and I said "Well, why don't you quit and get some job in Nashua?"
And he said "I asked you first."
And I said "First!" at the same time he did.
And then I said "Jinx."
And then we never talked about it again and haven't been back to the conversation. So...
The rules of jinx are unflinchingly rigid.
We're gonna switch back and forth, the driving. Sometimes we'll just meet in the middle.
It'll be fun. Wait a sec. Oh I love this song.
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY
I WANNA RIDE IT ALL NIGHT LOOONG
This really serves no other purpose than:
Michael had a night nap terror?
Yeah. I don't know I just- I imagined a hotel right here. Pool, over here. Really good breakfast place. With really good bacon.
Aw, this is when Holly realizes it can't work.
Hey. Are you crying?
Oh, no D':
How long could we keep that up?
Michael: Here's my wish. I want you to meet a great guy, and I want you to be happy.
Holly: [kisses his temple] Thank you.
Michael: My wish has come true, incidentally, because, you've met me, and you are happy.
It's twice as sad because it's true.
Michael: You know what? I think we're a great couple.
I think we're a classic couple. I think we're like Romeo and Juliet.
I think we... go together so well. We're like peanut butter and jelly, don't you think?
Holly: I do, I think so.
Michael: Then don't do it. Please don't do this. Please don't do this.
I'm not strong! And I'll go back to Jan, and I hate Jan! Oh God!
UGH, THIS EPISODE IS SO SAD!
Michael is, once again, going to be a lonely guy )':
(at least she lives in a nice house)
So um... I think I'm gonna go back with Darryl
Goodbye.
Okay. Bye.
