50 Celebrities I Would Party With
So, pretty self-explanitory. I made this list one day when I was bored in APUSH, and this is the result! I only let myself do the first fifty people I came up with; so unfortunately, some were left off. I apologize in advance to Lady Gaga, the cast of Glee, and Amy Ryan. Furthermore, these fifty people do not represent my all time favorite celebrities, just people I would party with.
AMY POEHLER.
I have been a long time fan of P-dawgs (yes, before it was popular) and she's always been one of my favorite cast members. Plus, she got mad sick dance moves and she bring her dope ass husband, Will Arnet to the party! YEAH YEAH!
ANDY RICHTER.
How can I not? He's had a bad year, (coughNBCcough) plus he's totally hilarious and adorable. I also invited Conan, so I really couldn't NOT invite Andy.
ANDY SAMBERG.
Ah, yes. I remember when he, JSuds and Bill Hader were all feature members, and I thought "damn, they are going to be good one day". And he and Bill Hader did an impression contenst on Weekend Update? Yeah.
He could probably rap some shit with me, too so that would be the bomb diggidy.
ANGELA KINSEY.
Bow down to this head bitch in charge, y'all. She's Texan, like me. Short, like me. Funny, like me. Amazing, like...well you know. Remember when she used to rule the world? Yeah, she would rule the party.
BEYONCE.
I really don't need to put anything here, you all know why.
H-TOWN BB!
BILL HADER.
Hader-aide can do an impression of ANYBODY. So that would pretty much own my whole life. Plus, he's the man! Don't lie, you know he is.
B.J NOVAK.
Pre-Basterds day, I actually did not care for him that much. But after watching IB? I had an awakening; this dude is one cool mother fucker. And he is actually pretty good looking (hello, look at all those photos)
BRIAN BAUMGARTNER.
Have you guys seen that youtube clip of him singing "The Impossible Dream" from Man of La Mancha in high school? ROBERT GOULET AIN'T GOT SHIT ON HIM! Brian Baumgartner is the bomb diggidy, ya heard?
CONAN O'BRIEN
I mean, like, really though. If you are Team Leno, get the fuck out. If you're Team Arensio Hall, you can stay. Conan would have to do the string dance all night, but whatever, he'd still get invited, right?
CRAIG ROBINSON.
Um, people forget he exists, which is a total shame. I fricken love Darryl and I friggen love Craig Robinson. He is the man, dawg. I don't even care if he was busted for drugs. It's not my thing, but hey - gets the party started, right?
DANIEL RADCLIFFE.
I had the biggest crush on D. Rad during Prisoner of Azkaban, so now it's like we're semi awkward ex's. But not that awkward, because obviously I'd still invite him to my party duh.
ED HELMS.
I hated him. I really did. I hated Andy, did not care for Ed Helms whats so ever...but somewhere along the line, I realized this dude's hilarious. I hated Andy still, but I LAUGHED SO HARD at everything Andy did.
And I feel bad jipping him out of three photos, but c'mon. Look at that photo of Rainn and him. I bet they're best friends.
ELLIE KEMPER.
This girl is living the dream. Second City alumni, she was the "Blow Job girl" in that College Humor video....and now she's on The Office, with kind of a major part if I do say so myself. She seems so funny and we haven't seen a lot of her (yet). So yeah, she's definitely invited.
EMMA WATSON.
HBIC right hurr. Look at her sense of fashion. Look at her face. GOD, SHE IS FLAWLESS!
GENE WILDER.
Oh, it's over now. That's a photo of Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor dawg. RICHARD PRYOR! Gene Wilder is the man, legitimately. If you can look me in the eyes and tell me Tim Burton did a better "Willy Wonka" movie, I can punch you right in the balls. Oh my God, and Young Frankenstein? This man is a genius.
HUGH LAURIE.
Stuart Little's dad, y'all. I just started watching House, but I already know this fucker is the man. I feel like playing Gregory House is the most serious thing he's ever done in his life. C'mon, Hugh Laurie would be the man to party with and you know it.
JASON SEGEL.
Jason Segel is someone who I've liked for a long time. He is so amazing on How I Met Your Mother and totally killed in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. This guy would be awesome to hang out with. Plus, I've seen his penis. A little weird, but ok.
JASON SUDEIKIS.
JSUDS IN THE HOUSE! Beautiful man, beautiful singing voice too, btw. I don't even have anything to say, you all know what the 'suds is all about. Plus, he does the Taylor Hicks impersonation, and y'all know I love me some Taylor Hicks.
(T. Hicks did not make the list because he would go as my date, duh)
JENNA FISCHER.
Ok, I was late to the Jenna train. Everyone loved her, and I was like, "I don't see the appeal - she's alright and all, but I'm not crazy for her". But then I realized I was a fool and instantly fell in love. Being amazing in Walk Hard certainly didn't hurt either
JIMMY FALLON.
Ah, Jimmy. First, I loved you. You were amazing on SNL and Weekend Update and I loved you. Then, I hated you. You broke in every sketch...and you were in EVERY SKETCH. Then, your Late Night show wasn't ~that~ great...in the beginning. But now, after Thank You notes and The Real Housewives of Late Night...you're back on the guest list.
JOEL MCHALE.
I was going to invite him from The Soup alone, but Community? Oh Lord, new favorite TV SHOW! And his wife is named "Sarah". My name is Sarah. Get some.
JOHN C. REILLY
John C. Reilly is quite frankly, the man. He is so god damn talented, I want to throw up. He can be serious and dramatic and funny and farcical. He can rap (Boats & Hos) and can sing (Mr. Cellophane). And Walk Hard was the most under-appreciated movie I can think of. Other than Step Brothers
JOHN KRASINSKI.
Another person I didn't love instantly. But then I saw his muppet arms and his puppet impression, and I was pretty much sold. This guy is cute AND funny. I'm in.
Plus, that picture of him and Will Arnet in a dance off? Yes please.
KATHY GRIFFIN.
I really should not have to explain why she would make the best party guest of all time.
KENAN THOMPSON.
Growing up, I was a big fan (Kenan and Kel) and now I'm a big fan. OOOOOOOO-WEEEEEE, WHUT UP WIT DAT?!
KRISTEN WIIG
I really don't know why people don't like her. I fucking love her for that. She's like Molly Shannon and Rachel Dratch had a baby; she's got an endless amount of energy and facial expressions. Plus, she's so cute! Look at her in these photos! C'mon now.
LISA EDELSTEIN.
DAMN LIL MAMA! No description neccessary, just look at those photos.
MATTHEW BRODERICK
Oh my God, my whole life is Matthew Broderick. When I was younger, I was OBSESSED with Inspector Gadget. And now I'm in high school and I'm OBSESSED with Ferris Bueller. Plus, I'm a theatre student - so guess what else I'm OBSESSED with? Yeah. Matthew Broderick, you are my best friend.
MAYA RUDOLPH.
People don't talk about her as much as they should; she is incredible. She is funny, taltented, and the bitch can sing. Well, when you have a super amazing mom like she does...
MEL BROOKS.
Yeah...that one pretty much explained itself.
MINDY KALING.
Mindy Kaling is so funny, and I have a lot of respect for her. She is hot, funny, smart, fashionable and a writer. She's like the Indian Tina Fey.
MO'NIQUE.
I have been a fan of hers since Soul Plane. She and Loni Love were the best part of that movie, and I knew she was destined for greatness. Yes, when I was watching Soul Plane, I totally predicted an Oscar win.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.
So yeah, that's good enough for a description, right? NPH? Pretty obvious why I would invite him.
NICOLE KIDMAN.
DID YOU SEE MOULIN ROUGE?!?!? THIS BITCH IS SO FIERCE AND FLAWLESS, I CAN'T EVEN!
BIGGIE.
You know, alive.
OLIVIA WILDE.
Maybe because she always plays bi-sexual or lesbian characters, but it is so easy to have a girl crush on her. She seems like someone who would get really drunk, and then make out with another chick while everyone went "OLIVIA! OLIVIA! OLIVIA!" That other chick would be me. Not really, I'd actually start the chanting.
PAUL RUDD
I remember watching Anchorman (my favorite movie of all time, btw) and thinking "Man, whatever happened to Brian Fantana? That guy is fucking hilarious!" Boom, I Love You Man. Good for you, Paul Rudd. You go, Paul Rudd.
RACHEL McADAMS
Speaking of Mean Girls. What's great about Rachel McAdams is that she got super famous with that role, but then came out with the total opposite in The Notebook. She's very versatile...and pretty if I might add.
RAINN WILSON.
Because I shafted Ed Helms with only two photos, Rainn only gets two. But yeah, I love Rainn Wilson. He really deserves to be more famous than he is right now. Dwight Schrute is one of the only things consistently funny on The Office
ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
Yeah, pretty self-explanitory.
ROBERT SEAN LEONARD
He looks like a frumpy dad, but RSL is the man. Can we talk about Dead Poet's Society? Oh Captain, my Captain indeed....
RUPERT GRINT.
Remember how I said I had the biggest crush on D. Rad? Yeah, it's twice as awkward because I would do Rupert Grint so fast, omg. He is so cute...and funny...and he owns an ice cream truck. CLEAN ON THE INSIDE, CREAM ON THE OUTSIDE! ICE CREAM PAINT JOB!
SETH MEYERS
I've always loved you, Seth. Even when you were a dinky nobody.
STEVE CARELL.
This bitch, omg. Steve Carell is so funny, and he is so old school funny and professional. When do you see him crack? Oh, never? Because he never cracks or breaks character? Even when he's called out by Ricky Gervais at the Emmy's for stealing his award? Yeah, he's like Bob Hope 2.0. Plus he's been in all my favorite movies like Anchorman aaaand (get ready for this) Get Smart, a MEL BROOKS comedy staring DON ADAMS who was the voice of Inspector Gadget (the cartoon) which was re-made in 1999 starting MATTHEW BRODERICK. Yeah, that just happened.
TINA FEY.
LONG TIME FAN OF TINA FEY, RIGHT HERE. I remember watching her on SNL and then finding out she was a writer and thinking, "oh my god, I hope she goes somewhere with this she is so funny". BOOYAH! I am really good about calling shit like this out, man....
WILL FERRELL.
Another person who, when they left SNL, I really wanted to do well. And yeah, he's doing preeeetty well. Basically everything he makes I'm a big fan of with the exception of "Semi-Pro" but I will gladly turn the other way to greater movies like "Talladega Nights" and "Step Brothers"
WILL FORTE.
Another long time fan of. But lately it's been more like MAGRUBER! MAKING LIFE SAVING INVENTIONS OUT OF HOUSE HOLD MATERIALS!
YVONNE STRAHOVSKI.
Yeah, I'd invite her. Because she's pretty.
But then I found out she's funny as well. Like, really funny. And totally cute with Zachery Levi. Omg, they should date. THEY SHOULD DATE SO HARD!
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS.
I'm really surprised I put him on the list. Honestly? I hated The Hangover. Yeah, I'll get shit for saying that but whatever - it was not fucking funny. Fuck you, Bradley Cooper, you suck. And I really didn't care for him too much until...SNL (a lot of people on this last can thank Lorne Michaels for their invite, js). He was SO AMAZING, my whole opinion of him has changed.
ZACHARY LEVI.
I've been with Chuck since the beginning. I only wish I had been with Zachery Levi since the beginning.....
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