Bathroom Humor
so i'm in the bathroom just now, fixing my hair, and a large jolly woman walks into the bathroom. i don't say anything to her cuz i don't know her name, and i hate when people talk to me while i'm on the way to the toilet--emergencies especially. so then she goes into a stall, and the stall door kinda gives a long squeak as she closes it. then, to my horror, the lady responds, "hi! i'm good, yourself?" Since i hadn't said anything, i assume she's either a) talking on the phone, or b) talking to herself. It wasn't until just a minute ago that i figured out the truth: she interpreted the stall door squeak as me saying, "hi, how are you?" Now she probably thinks i'm extremely rude for asking how she is and not responding. and at the same time i'm horribly embarrassed for her, because she talked back to a bathroom door, and someone had heard the whole thing.