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[sunsetslave]

When the game of life makes you feel like quitin'
It helps a lot if you kill a kitten
Mark my words cause from where I'm sittin'
You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten

There's no crime that you'll be commitin'
I know the law you can kill a kitten
And if you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
You'll get plenty when you kill a kitten.

Feed it turpentine
Or break its spine
Crush it with your shoe
As long as you
kill a kitten.

If the one you love isn't quite as smitten
She'll like you better when you kill a kitten
And I quote the Bible cause that's where it's written
If ye loveth Jesus ye must kill a kitten.

Flush him down the can
Hit him with your van
Drown him in a lake
Bake a kitty cake
Throw him at a train
Make him snort cocaine
Stick some TNT up his cat booty
Do what you must do
As long as you
kill a kitten

Killin' kittens isn't easy
And if the thought makes you feel queasy
Grab a pitchfork from the shed
And kill a puppy dog instead.

kill a kitten, you got to
kill a kitten, a little furry kitten
a little furry kitten

kill a kitten
kill a kitten(you got to)
kill a kitten(you got to)
kill a kitten oh ooh oh