Here (Kermit/Cara)
Kermit likes long nights spent with dirty jokes and too much to drink.
He loves Ditzy’s dry wit, Blade’s intense silence, and Ryan’s strong, comforting presence, Bentley’s slightly posh Englishness, Sullivan’s annoying constant cheerfulness, and Davis’ addiction to the job that through his eyes sucks much less than it really should. The +18 muppet show Lyle and Sam present after a couple of drinks is really just the icing on the cake.
But no matter how much he loves being one of the lads, his true place is at home in an obscenely soft bed with Cara in his arms.