Evil Hickups, and a dash of late night grocery shopping!
Why you ask that I titled my entry with such a title? Well here we go!
Yesterday, my friend Jacob came over. He stayed at my apartment until I got back from class, to which we were waiting to see when my parents were getting into Corpus. Come to find they were not coming in much later then expected... so what do we do? Lowe and behold the evils that awaited me after we made the decision to go out. One good thing came out of the early decision was reserving a copy of MK Armageddon. I reserved the Collectors Edition, because its coming with a port of MK 3. Now... that being said. I hear MK Armageddon is going to end most of the chapters in the current storyline, and their are lots of new twists and such to the gameplay. I am glad they knocked the fighting styles down to only 2, one being a style and the other being a weapon. Really.. 2 fighting styles and a weapon? It doesn't work.. to well.. Were not playing MK The Role Playing Game, were playing MK The Fighting Game XD. Anyhow, the evils began afterwards.
Me and Jacob decided to go eat at Surloine Stockaide *not sure if hthat is spelled right*, and I had the likes of chicken breasts, shrimp, potatoes, and many other foods. As soon as we left.. the evil hickups began its terrible wrath upon my futil soul. Was this the reason why I have been ignoring Draconis as of late? If so, she has been scolding me because I have not written in her since a couple of days ago? I think it as a major yes.. because she is sure pissed at me for not writing in her lovely story. Velvana on the other hand is being nice at the moment so.. I like that ^__^.
Anyhow, my hickups lasted forever! I shall explain. Since the time I got out of eating Stockaide, I decided to go chill out with Jacob and run shopping arronds. My hickups were still with me, and in Dillards, we were looking at a pair of sun glasses that were like over 300 dollars! They had a MP3 Player with it though.. so I guess thats good. Anyhow, the lady that was helping us immediately commented to help me with my problem. It was as follows...
Kneel down on your hands and knees
Cross your legs
Place your hands in your ears
Bring your thunbs and pinch your nose
Hold your breath
Do this for several minutes... I was like WTF? This translated to....
Take five omnislashes at a minimal of two per round
Suffer four rounds of Lionheart limit break
Watch Excel Saga five times in a row, with the fifth time being a backwards watch of it
Watch as KOS MOS vanquish my soul with her boobage....
and finally.... play Super Lonche Tag Wars!
Little did I know, my venture with hickups did not end their.
After visiting with my parents, me and Jacob ventured to Best Buy. It was there that we found out that stoves at best buy cost way to much, with my hickups still not letting up. Q209 called and told us to go to Chili's. It was there, that Q-209 felt the wrath of ongoing compressed air coming out of my mouth, that made strange noises as I convulsed several times. If that was not enough. Q-209 wanted rest as he wanted to go grocery shopping later then expected. I allowed the big sleep to hinder through my thoughts, so that I my rid myself of those hickups that plagued my existance. At FUCKING 3:30 in the morning... we all went grocery shopping.. minus Jacob because he went home. This venture was nice, as I still showed ssigns of great hickups not letting up. You can imagine... letting out hickups as we were looking at IceTea... the horror I tell you!
After this all came to pass.. the following day happen. Which leads us to the present.
I fucking woke up.. and still had hickups. It was not until 3ish, close to 4ish.. that my hickups finally forgave my soul and admonished my will to live!
Thus, my entry has come to a close. Remember.. the best cure for hickups.. is to do the following
Eat 1 Table Sppoon of Dry Sugar, as long as its sugar XD
Fill up an etire bottle of water... and drink it nonstop
Eat a piece of bread very slowly
Then belch like you never have done before!
It really works.. I would know XD
Foz!
Yesterday, my friend Jacob came over. He stayed at my apartment until I got back from class, to which we were waiting to see when my parents were getting into Corpus. Come to find they were not coming in much later then expected... so what do we do? Lowe and behold the evils that awaited me after we made the decision to go out. One good thing came out of the early decision was reserving a copy of MK Armageddon. I reserved the Collectors Edition, because its coming with a port of MK 3. Now... that being said. I hear MK Armageddon is going to end most of the chapters in the current storyline, and their are lots of new twists and such to the gameplay. I am glad they knocked the fighting styles down to only 2, one being a style and the other being a weapon. Really.. 2 fighting styles and a weapon? It doesn't work.. to well.. Were not playing MK The Role Playing Game, were playing MK The Fighting Game XD. Anyhow, the evils began afterwards.
Me and Jacob decided to go eat at Surloine Stockaide *not sure if hthat is spelled right*, and I had the likes of chicken breasts, shrimp, potatoes, and many other foods. As soon as we left.. the evil hickups began its terrible wrath upon my futil soul. Was this the reason why I have been ignoring Draconis as of late? If so, she has been scolding me because I have not written in her since a couple of days ago? I think it as a major yes.. because she is sure pissed at me for not writing in her lovely story. Velvana on the other hand is being nice at the moment so.. I like that ^__^.
Anyhow, my hickups lasted forever! I shall explain. Since the time I got out of eating Stockaide, I decided to go chill out with Jacob and run shopping arronds. My hickups were still with me, and in Dillards, we were looking at a pair of sun glasses that were like over 300 dollars! They had a MP3 Player with it though.. so I guess thats good. Anyhow, the lady that was helping us immediately commented to help me with my problem. It was as follows...
Kneel down on your hands and knees
Cross your legs
Place your hands in your ears
Bring your thunbs and pinch your nose
Hold your breath
Do this for several minutes... I was like WTF? This translated to....
Take five omnislashes at a minimal of two per round
Suffer four rounds of Lionheart limit break
Watch Excel Saga five times in a row, with the fifth time being a backwards watch of it
Watch as KOS MOS vanquish my soul with her boobage....
and finally.... play Super Lonche Tag Wars!
Little did I know, my venture with hickups did not end their.
After visiting with my parents, me and Jacob ventured to Best Buy. It was there that we found out that stoves at best buy cost way to much, with my hickups still not letting up. Q209 called and told us to go to Chili's. It was there, that Q-209 felt the wrath of ongoing compressed air coming out of my mouth, that made strange noises as I convulsed several times. If that was not enough. Q-209 wanted rest as he wanted to go grocery shopping later then expected. I allowed the big sleep to hinder through my thoughts, so that I my rid myself of those hickups that plagued my existance. At FUCKING 3:30 in the morning... we all went grocery shopping.. minus Jacob because he went home. This venture was nice, as I still showed ssigns of great hickups not letting up. You can imagine... letting out hickups as we were looking at IceTea... the horror I tell you!
After this all came to pass.. the following day happen. Which leads us to the present.
I fucking woke up.. and still had hickups. It was not until 3ish, close to 4ish.. that my hickups finally forgave my soul and admonished my will to live!
Thus, my entry has come to a close. Remember.. the best cure for hickups.. is to do the following
Eat 1 Table Sppoon of Dry Sugar, as long as its sugar XD
Fill up an etire bottle of water... and drink it nonstop
Eat a piece of bread very slowly
Then belch like you never have done before!
It really works.. I would know XD
Foz!