Oh, Betty.
i had a dream that Vilera was a long-lost relative of Betty White, who was the leader of a vampire cult. So Betty kidnapped Vilera and vanished, which led to a SWAT team being called in. In the end, there was an epic chase scene in Manhattan where Betty used her magic powers to levitate the skyscraper she and V were in and use it to escape, so the SWAT team had helicopters with sports cars hanging from them by cables, which they were using as battering rams against the side of the flying skyscraper (on the floor where they thought Betty was holding Vilera hostage).
Don and I somehow ended up in the battering-ram cars, so once the building was breached, we had to make a death-defying leap from the dangling vehicles into the skyscraper, and then survive the random shifting of heavy objects within the building as the SWAT team battled it out with Betty. Once Betty was taken down, I immediately found Vilera before anyone else. She was in a strange makeshift bedroom, covered up by debris. I recognized her by her wrinkled, dirty sock which was sticking out of the chaos.
I flung everything off of her, half expecting her to be dead, but she was just sleeping. I said, "Vilera?! Are you okay?"
and she did that thing where people abruptly wake up and pretend like they weren't sleeping in a half-confused state, and said "wanking?!" or something like that, which caused Don to burst into uncontrollable laughter.
the end.
Don and I somehow ended up in the battering-ram cars, so once the building was breached, we had to make a death-defying leap from the dangling vehicles into the skyscraper, and then survive the random shifting of heavy objects within the building as the SWAT team battled it out with Betty. Once Betty was taken down, I immediately found Vilera before anyone else. She was in a strange makeshift bedroom, covered up by debris. I recognized her by her wrinkled, dirty sock which was sticking out of the chaos.
I flung everything off of her, half expecting her to be dead, but she was just sleeping. I said, "Vilera?! Are you okay?"
and she did that thing where people abruptly wake up and pretend like they weren't sleeping in a half-confused state, and said "wanking?!" or something like that, which caused Don to burst into uncontrollable laughter.
the end.