taking a page out of lindsay's book... sort of
Dear Lauren,
Over the past few months I have been concerned about our relationship. You're beginning to get a bit too needy for my liking, and I really need my space. You use me so often I'm beginning to think you are taking me for granted. Why is it that you only turn to me when you want something? Just because I'm always around doesn't mean I'll always be there for you. You drag me EVERYWHERE. You've been sucking the life out of me, literally. We have yet to discuss your little "episode" at the mall. And the Mobile station? At the least I deserve to be taken somewhere a bit more classy. And another thing - just because they're your friends doesn't mean I should have to take care of them. Stop being such a wuss and let them take care of themselves. I took you both out to dinner the other night, and did I get so much as a thank you? No. You had the audacity to just pass me off the waitress as if I meant nothing to you. Do you like the new shoes I bought you? I haven't even seen you wear them yet. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I think we should take a break. I'll be fine on my own, but it'll be good for you to start seeing someone else. It was fun for a while, but I just can't take being with you any more.
Hugs and Kisses,
Your Capital One Card
Over the past few months I have been concerned about our relationship. You're beginning to get a bit too needy for my liking, and I really need my space. You use me so often I'm beginning to think you are taking me for granted. Why is it that you only turn to me when you want something? Just because I'm always around doesn't mean I'll always be there for you. You drag me EVERYWHERE. You've been sucking the life out of me, literally. We have yet to discuss your little "episode" at the mall. And the Mobile station? At the least I deserve to be taken somewhere a bit more classy. And another thing - just because they're your friends doesn't mean I should have to take care of them. Stop being such a wuss and let them take care of themselves. I took you both out to dinner the other night, and did I get so much as a thank you? No. You had the audacity to just pass me off the waitress as if I meant nothing to you. Do you like the new shoes I bought you? I haven't even seen you wear them yet. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I think we should take a break. I'll be fine on my own, but it'll be good for you to start seeing someone else. It was fun for a while, but I just can't take being with you any more.
Hugs and Kisses,
Your Capital One Card