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sunreversed

Voice: Japanese

Apr 07, 2009 01:02

Goddammit. This is a- [does not sound at all happy for what little he manages to say before he's cut off. cue communicator being dropped and the sounds of someone, uh, not being able to breathe. also cue a different voice, both sobbing and snarling at the same time]

my boyfriend is a yandere, big sis nearly burning to death again, fffffffff road, why is my boyfriend trying to kill me, ow not the stabbing again, god this sucks, stupid mindfuck dreams

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iknowwhatyoudo April 8 2009, 05:01:47 UTC

Sir, I really have to ask that you co-operate. I know it's a bit embarrassing, and I certainly didn't want to stumble upon this, but for everyone involved I need to know everyone is alright and there's been no foul play.

[Schu's enjoying this btw]

sunreversed April 8 2009, 05:23:33 UTC

[...takes his lighter out of his pocket and flicks it a few times. hooray nervous gestures.] He's...really out of it right now. Nightmare. [enjoy my flailing]

iknowwhatyoudo April 8 2009, 05:56:08 UTC

Sir, If you can't provide sufficient evidence your...uh...partner... Is in no danger I am going to have to assume this is not sexual in nature and is in fact a case of assault, which will be investigated by the police. Something simple as a muffled "go away i'm sleeping" would be sufficient.

sunreversed April 8 2009, 06:27:16 UTC

...[fuck my life] He's not coherent enough to talk, he's still hallucinating.

iknowwhatyoudo April 8 2009, 08:00:05 UTC

Hallucinating?

Sir I'm going to ask for your co-operation, may I have your name and location? I'm going to have do a routine check, if you refuse to co-operati I will have to file a request for a warrant.

sunreversed April 9 2009, 03:59:41 UTC

...[pause]...Suou Tatsuya. Latimir 509.

iknowwhatyoudo April 9 2009, 04:04:12 UTC

Good.

I will come and check shortly. Please answer your door when I arrive.

I will be armed so I require that you open the door and step back with your hands above your head. I will also need to see your partner and I ask that you cooperate while I investigate your premise.

sunreversed April 9 2009, 04:24:33 UTC

...[just fuck my life. seriously.] Right.

iknowwhatyoudo April 9 2009, 14:42:32 UTC

Thank You for your co-operation.

ooc:sorry. Schu's a dick. He's enjoying this way too much. He'll go away once no one is dead after a stern, embarrassing lecture about safe sex. :> ps. Sorry to thread crash.

grandcrossed April 9 2009, 17:06:19 UTC

[ooc - well personally, this made me LAUGH FOREVER. ilu schu 8D]

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