What're you goin' to do MacGuyver it?
Yes, that's exactly what I'm going to do.
What would you do when the fate of the world rested on *your* shoulders and you only had half a pack of chewing gum, three toothpicks, electrical wiring, and your entire roll of duck tape is on your headboard at home? This is the question that has plagued many a science students for years, but the solution is painstakingly simple. You turn on dramatic music and move your hands quickly to distract the audience at home as you invoke your demi diety powers of bullshit.
Or another similar situation a place in Las Vegas a time when there is no such thing as fresh fruit and making a crazy present that blah. But long story short I don't trust the USPS they're evil. And they are giving me an ulcer about wether or not I sent my friend something that went bad in the mail, but I worry myself.
So I was asked what I was thankful for, and told Stomach Flu was not an acceptable response. I wondered long and hard I told them "Oh god waaaah, nothing my life is shit please end it all." Which is soooooo the truth, assuming by truth you understand the intrinsic meaning of lies, horrible horible lies. So lets see, I'm thankful for pumpkins, pumpkin pie, good foodstuffs in general. I'm also thankful for video games and not being one of those humble few who lived in a bygone era where hellish boredom was the order of the day... imagination? What's that? It's two string cheese sticks and a bag of bubble gum cigarettes. I bet you thought I was going for a rhetorical question there. I am as well thankful for my friends, though the thankfulness I have for them on an individual level fluctuates from time to time. Oh family is a good and corny things, what else? Oh I'm thankful for David Hasselhoff and Richard Dean Anderson. Also for Wikkipedia for saving the elephants... or wait did they fight against them? Anyway I'm thankful for a lot of crap, but I think the important list is the things I'm hateful for. Like frost beam explosions, or expletives used by other people, I mean what is that? Then there is those people who just can't let a class get out early. Obviously I am soooo out of it isn't funny at all. Unless you enjoy pointing and laughing. So I should rush off before I spill my deepest secrets.
This is Robert. End Transmission.
What would you do when the fate of the world rested on *your* shoulders and you only had half a pack of chewing gum, three toothpicks, electrical wiring, and your entire roll of duck tape is on your headboard at home? This is the question that has plagued many a science students for years, but the solution is painstakingly simple. You turn on dramatic music and move your hands quickly to distract the audience at home as you invoke your demi diety powers of bullshit.
Or another similar situation a place in Las Vegas a time when there is no such thing as fresh fruit and making a crazy present that blah. But long story short I don't trust the USPS they're evil. And they are giving me an ulcer about wether or not I sent my friend something that went bad in the mail, but I worry myself.
So I was asked what I was thankful for, and told Stomach Flu was not an acceptable response. I wondered long and hard I told them "Oh god waaaah, nothing my life is shit please end it all." Which is soooooo the truth, assuming by truth you understand the intrinsic meaning of lies, horrible horible lies. So lets see, I'm thankful for pumpkins, pumpkin pie, good foodstuffs in general. I'm also thankful for video games and not being one of those humble few who lived in a bygone era where hellish boredom was the order of the day... imagination? What's that? It's two string cheese sticks and a bag of bubble gum cigarettes. I bet you thought I was going for a rhetorical question there. I am as well thankful for my friends, though the thankfulness I have for them on an individual level fluctuates from time to time. Oh family is a good and corny things, what else? Oh I'm thankful for David Hasselhoff and Richard Dean Anderson. Also for Wikkipedia for saving the elephants... or wait did they fight against them? Anyway I'm thankful for a lot of crap, but I think the important list is the things I'm hateful for. Like frost beam explosions, or expletives used by other people, I mean what is that? Then there is those people who just can't let a class get out early. Obviously I am soooo out of it isn't funny at all. Unless you enjoy pointing and laughing. So I should rush off before I spill my deepest secrets.
This is Robert. End Transmission.