Meme
Lots of people seemed to want it, so I tracked him down and made him complete it at wandpoint.
FOUR NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Professor Severus Tobias Snape
2. Potions Master
3. Order or Merlin: First Class
4. Sir
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Black robes
2. Black trousers
3. Black... Don't be impertinent!
THREE THINGS YOU WANT VERY BADLY AT THE MOMENT
1. This woman with her wand pointed at me to cease to be.
2. A stiff drink.
3. the Granger wench Damned Dictaquill!
THREE PEOPLE WHOM YOU HOPE WILL DO THE MEME
1. Do I look like I'm interested in your puerile lives?
2.
3.
THREE THINGS YOU DID LAST NIGHT
1. Marked an inordinate number of pathetic essays.
2. Drank firewhiskey,
3. Wanked myself to oblivion thinking of Grang.. Fuck! I did NOT say that!
THREE PEOPLE YOU LAST TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:
1. Are you people serious?
2.
3.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE GOING TO DO TOMORROW:
1. Set inordinate numbers of essays for pathetic students.
2. Drink more firewhiskey.
3. Wan... der around the halls on patrol. Hah! Thought you had me there, didn't you?
FOUR OF YOUR FAVOURITE DRINKS:
1. Firewhiskey
2. Coffee, black.
3. What, there are other beverages?
4.
THREE THINGS THAT MADE YOU SMILE TODAY:
1. Smile? Me?
2.
3. The knickers I forced that house elf to pilfer from Granger's laundry last night Fucking hell, is nothing sacred? That's it. Accio wand!
FOUR NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Professor Severus Tobias Snape
2. Potions Master
3. Order or Merlin: First Class
4. Sir
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Black robes
2. Black trousers
3. Black... Don't be impertinent!
THREE THINGS YOU WANT VERY BADLY AT THE MOMENT
1. This woman with her wand pointed at me to cease to be.
2. A stiff drink.
3. the Granger wench Damned Dictaquill!
THREE PEOPLE WHOM YOU HOPE WILL DO THE MEME
1. Do I look like I'm interested in your puerile lives?
2.
3.
THREE THINGS YOU DID LAST NIGHT
1. Marked an inordinate number of pathetic essays.
2. Drank firewhiskey,
3. Wanked myself to oblivion thinking of Grang.. Fuck! I did NOT say that!
THREE PEOPLE YOU LAST TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:
1. Are you people serious?
2.
3.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE GOING TO DO TOMORROW:
1. Set inordinate numbers of essays for pathetic students.
2. Drink more firewhiskey.
3. Wan... der around the halls on patrol. Hah! Thought you had me there, didn't you?
FOUR OF YOUR FAVOURITE DRINKS:
1. Firewhiskey
2. Coffee, black.
3. What, there are other beverages?
4.
THREE THINGS THAT MADE YOU SMILE TODAY:
1. Smile? Me?
2.
3. The knickers I forced that house elf to pilfer from Granger's laundry last night Fucking hell, is nothing sacred? That's it. Accio wand!