Pork Chop
This..was so..stupid. I've been in L.A--for what? Two weeks? Yeah, sure, what the hell! Two weeks. And, no fameous people! THIS WAS HOLLYWOOD! WHERE IS THE FAMEOUS PEOPLE?! What's a slayer gatta do around here to get some reconition?
Stupid pansies.
What's even more stupid, with me having no guardian, but you know..I can lie, I put down my real dads name, I'm now enrolled at Hemery. Or however you spell, or say it. The desk the plump, fifties style secretary was stained amber, a picture of her parents, she must be single, is the only picture on his desk, next to her DELL computer that was oh so ugly. Her cofee aroma was strong, and not even foldgers! How could she!
The auburn middle aged woman needed punishment, and I was the chosen what-a-who? I should be able to do this.
"Hey there port-chop!" I say, though I myself am sorta on the big side, but I'm growing. She was just lazy. And I'm a slayer! I'm awesome!
She litterally choaked on her cofee, and put the cup down on the stupid little flowery coaster, and blinked. A fake huge smile paints onto her permanent smilish lips, and greets me. "Why! Hello there! Welcome to HSH, how may I service you?"
I smirk.
"Well ma'am, back in Texas we show people hospitality!" I say, letting a draw hang on my voice. My eyes dart to the folder she had opened on her desk, what she was reading. On it..it said SUMMERS, DAWN. It was tan, and the name was written on the little flap.
"Dawn.." I say under my breath. I turn my head over to a girl sitting in the waiting area, she was a nice lookin' girl. I figured it was her, since the office only about six feet away peoples voices was heard, and a 'SUMMERS' was spoken as well.
"Excuse me, miss?" The annoying, high pitched secreatary asks me. I turn around, and give a smug look.
"Nothing..I was just contemplating my young adult life. Yanno, going out and partying, then have premarriedal sex and unprotected sex, then spend my time getting drug and over dosing on heroine." I say, being my own person without Jaques..though, I still miss him.
I think I gave her a heart attack..she literally fell over. I shurg, and give a loud smirk. She walked ran out of the door, flabergasted at me, mumbling 'OH GOODNESS' so many times as she flies out the door.
I turn around to the girl, Dawn I guess, and smirk.
"Summers eh? Nice name."
Stupid pansies.
What's even more stupid, with me having no guardian, but you know..I can lie, I put down my real dads name, I'm now enrolled at Hemery. Or however you spell, or say it. The desk the plump, fifties style secretary was stained amber, a picture of her parents, she must be single, is the only picture on his desk, next to her DELL computer that was oh so ugly. Her cofee aroma was strong, and not even foldgers! How could she!
The auburn middle aged woman needed punishment, and I was the chosen what-a-who? I should be able to do this.
"Hey there port-chop!" I say, though I myself am sorta on the big side, but I'm growing. She was just lazy. And I'm a slayer! I'm awesome!
She litterally choaked on her cofee, and put the cup down on the stupid little flowery coaster, and blinked. A fake huge smile paints onto her permanent smilish lips, and greets me. "Why! Hello there! Welcome to HSH, how may I service you?"
I smirk.
"Well ma'am, back in Texas we show people hospitality!" I say, letting a draw hang on my voice. My eyes dart to the folder she had opened on her desk, what she was reading. On it..it said SUMMERS, DAWN. It was tan, and the name was written on the little flap.
"Dawn.." I say under my breath. I turn my head over to a girl sitting in the waiting area, she was a nice lookin' girl. I figured it was her, since the office only about six feet away peoples voices was heard, and a 'SUMMERS' was spoken as well.
"Excuse me, miss?" The annoying, high pitched secreatary asks me. I turn around, and give a smug look.
"Nothing..I was just contemplating my young adult life. Yanno, going out and partying, then have premarriedal sex and unprotected sex, then spend my time getting drug and over dosing on heroine." I say, being my own person without Jaques..though, I still miss him.
I think I gave her a heart attack..she literally fell over. I shurg, and give a loud smirk. She walked ran out of the door, flabergasted at me, mumbling 'OH GOODNESS' so many times as she flies out the door.
I turn around to the girl, Dawn I guess, and smirk.
"Summers eh? Nice name."