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Christmas Demons

Jul 20, 2008 13:47

Who: Clem ot Academy students and personnel ( Read more... )

kayla, location: osi academy, nica, mandy, juice, npcs, clem, gil, cassie

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boldly_brave July 20 2008, 17:53:53 UTC

Juice dropped a piece of candy right out of his mouth when the guy with the face penises walked in. "Holy crap, Santa's a demon!"

auschars July 20 2008, 17:59:36 UTC

"Good afternoon," the betentacled demon said, tipping his hat with a few of the facial tentacles without missing a beat. His voice had a vague slur to it, punctuated occasionally by the smacking of tentacles together for emphasis as he talked. "I'm here to answer questions you might have so that Clem can afford the kittens he owes me... so let's have some."

mandysinferno July 20 2008, 18:02:13 UTC

"Do you prefer tabbies or Siamese?" asked Mandy, raising her hand.

auschars July 20 2008, 18:05:14 UTC

"Well, from a quality standpoint, Siamese," Mr. Tentacles explained. "The fur is much finer, and the animal in general is more valuable. Tabbies are simply a basic rate of currency... sort of how you would compare a one-dollar-bill to a twenty."

brainybrat July 20 2008, 20:30:44 UTC

For the first time, Cassie was honestly hating having agreed to attend these classes.

"You know... I've seen some really disturbing things in my 15 years. But this is SO easily the worst. I hate this freakin' town."

auschars July 20 2008, 21:01:39 UTC

"Hmph! You're not exactly attractive yourself, kid," the demon replied, a few tentacles snapping in irritation. "I'm not here to conform to your artificial shallow, human-centric concepts of beauty. I'm here to instruct. If you have a constructive question to ask, do so."

kayla_mc July 20 2008, 21:10:38 UTC

Kayla raised a hand nervously.

"Um, excuse me Mr. um...? What kind of demon are you?"

auschars July 20 2008, 21:15:32 UTC

"Well, according to your books, I'm an Architeutorian," the tentacled fellow said. "One of the descendants of the architects of The World That Man Stole, and all of that. Those with less interest in ancient lore call me a Tentabaum, because it is a shortened form of 'tentacular abomination'. But you can call me Aleph."

mandysinferno July 21 2008, 02:14:25 UTC

"Tentacles are much more beautiful than yellow stringy hair and pale skin!" Mandy said. She'd been glaring at Cassie since her comment. "I hate all of you!"

She jumped up to leave from class. Silly racists.

pencilsmightier July 21 2008, 02:16:48 UTC

"Sweetie?" Nica snagged Mandy's sleeve. "Hon? Settle down ... it's okay ... " She did give Cassie a dirty look of her own, though. "Maybe everybody will learn something from this class, right?"

mandysinferno July 21 2008, 02:18:58 UTC

"They don't understand!" Mandy said "None of them do! I want to go home."

pencilsmightier July 21 2008, 02:24:40 UTC

"So ... " Nica looked at the TentaBaum. "Sir? Would it be okay if Mandy said a few words? I know this is your time, and we certainly do appreciate it, but my friend Mandy has something on her mind."

mandysinferno July 21 2008, 02:36:09 UTC

Mandy shook her head, and looked towards the door. She wanted out.

clemkins July 21 2008, 02:40:22 UTC

"Students, please... calm down! Let's get back to our seats..."

Clem looked towards Mandy and Nica. "We're all beautiful in our own way, kids. Now let's be polite to our guest speaker."

pencilsmightier July 21 2008, 02:43:29 UTC

Nica gav Mandy a pleading look. She hoped Mandy would stay. And as for Cassie, well. That could be dealt with another time.

mandysinferno July 21 2008, 02:44:40 UTC

"I'm sorry." Mandy said, quietly, taking her seat again.

Humans were good. Fire was bad.

She had to remember that.

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