- Your cat Bob Marley is dying.
- You forgot your only scarf, gloves and jacket at Chris's house ON THE COLDEST DAMN DAY OF WINTER IN WASHINGTON FOR LIKE 20 YEARS.
- Your SnoBitch fell over (and smashed) in the front yard from being too "Top Heavy".
- The roads are icy so you can't do jack shit.
- You have NO MONEY.
- It isn't snowing yet/anymore, it's just cold as fuck.
- Going to L-Dub, where every person you meet is shiesty.
ALSO SHITTY=WHEN SOMEONE SPRAY PAINTS THE NAME OF YOUR OLD SCHOOL ALL OVER YOUR REGODDAMNDICULOUSLY SHITTY NEW SCHOOL, and they don't spell anything right. (JUANITA'S MASCOT IS SPELLED R-E-B-E-L-S, NOT REBLES, you fucking poser, you probably go to LW.)
I'm fine feeling sorry for myself so don't say anything.