Uh oh.
I hate my brother.
I don't hate him in the way that most teenaged girls hate their older brothers, because that would mean that I am like most teenaged girls.
And I'm almost 100% positive that most teenaged girls do not have brothers that WAGER THEM IN A POKER GAME.
And lose.
Therefore, I hate my brother in ways that most teenaged girls will never, ever comprehend.
I don't hate him in the way that most teenaged girls hate their older brothers, because that would mean that I am like most teenaged girls.
And I'm almost 100% positive that most teenaged girls do not have brothers that WAGER THEM IN A POKER GAME.
And lose.
Therefore, I hate my brother in ways that most teenaged girls will never, ever comprehend.