THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Funny-ass email FWD I received:
I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat
scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is
supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why
the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't Paper
do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly
suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell
You why- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that shit
up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch
them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm
sorry. I thought that paper would protect you"
Ha.
I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat
scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is
supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why
the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't Paper
do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly
suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell
You why- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that shit
up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch
them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm
sorry. I thought that paper would protect you"
Ha.