Dec 23, 2003 15:35
Forks are better than spoons. What, don't believe me? See with you can eat anything with a fork, well except for soup...but soup is for 90 year olds, and you can eat beef soup with a fork...
Also if you look at anyone who is doing heroin look at what they are using to prepare their drug with, that's right, a spoon. Have you ever heard of a fork being used with a drug? Never.
The fork also can be used as a good wepon, it has a sharp pointy end that you can stab someone with. What good is a spoon? Sure, you can hit someone with a spoon, but it's not really going to hurt them it is only going to really piss them off.
Now there you have it folks, the proof that forks are indeed a supieror to spoons. It's sorta like finding Jesus....well without the religion.
Man, I have just realised something: You really don't know how much you had until it is gone....plus I have a headache,*rubs head*. In other news, New Years is going to be a snore....we have no where to be now, and it turns out that joey doesn't hate us! WoOt! But I'm not very happy right now....I guess I should go sulk or something fun like that. Yay...