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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I put gum in loyal_kitty's hair (-12 points). Last Tuesday I put money in me_and_baby's expired parking meter (14 points). In June I pulled over and changed rageofthemoon's flat tire (15 points). Last month I gave a_nansi a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last week I pushed man_of_means in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been nice (50 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
sunny_steel
Wow. The only part of that I understood was pushing someone in the mud!