Eh, thats life

Apr 16, 2008 22:01

Im alive. Who would have guessed?

Believe it or not, im drunk off my fucking ass right now. On, of all things, COUGH MEDICINE. And let me be the first to say, playing on the computer while messed up on the shit im on is pretty fun. I mean, I look at the screen, then I look at the keyboard, and I look back, and you wont believe the shit that just, you know, APPEARS. I wonder how many spelling mistakes ive made so far?

But anyways, ive been having health problems again, and thats why I havent posted. Hell, I really havent been on the computer that much...

Why, some may wonder, am I drunk on cough medicine?

My mommy forced me to.

Yes, Im 16, will soon be 17, and I have yet to fend of my mother and a bottle of kill-me-quick cough medicine. Its called Anaplax, or something like that. Its strong, thats all Ill say.

Ive decided. Im getting a fucking job this summer, and if my parents dont like that, they can suck my balls.

I dont have balls. So they will just have to like it, dammit.

Has anyone ever seen the "I helped fire fighters help Jerrys kids" signs/stickers before? Are we talking about the same Jerry from Subway, or is this a different guy?

Why the hell do I care, anyways? Lifes full of mysteries. Im so dizzy right now, I can barely make out what Im tuping, So, if by any chance, this makes any since what so ever, that will be a fucking miracle. Or, you know, something.

Signing out,

Pyro chan

(or Kris, or Sunny, or whatever people wanna call me. hell, "Hey you" would even do."  
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