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Today wasnt overly interesting.....but there were a few rather small interesting events that happened. Actually, today was sort of busy now that im not out going and doing with my evil nazi of a dad....
First, we had to go to a store thats just breads and sweets. Its called Wonder Bread. creative name, huh? Dad wanted some of his precious Raisin Bread. They didnt have any. So we bought a whole shit load of other things that will either rot within the compounds of our pantry, long forgoten until years into the future, where Bender and the Proffessor will stumble across the fossilized remains and use it to create a vamped up version of a potatoe gun.
Then we went to a grocery store, HEB. I have recently discovered that it means , "Here, Everythings Better". Hmm, wonder if I tried hard enough, if I could sue them for false advertisment, since thats all the stupid comercial brags about....???
After that, it was around, I dunno, one clcok. And we went to one of my dads friends house. Their old people, but like my god parents or something, or god grandparents? Is there such a thing? Well, I say there is, so now there is. XD
They keep their house so cleans, and I ended up dropping my keys. I bent down and picked them up, and discovered there was like a single dusty bunny along the side of their counter. I was like, "OH MY COMPUTER!! Its friggin Dust bunny!! I thought they were like, EXTINCT or something!!" When I told my dad, he was ignoring me completely while watching, of all the things to watch while his youngest and most precious child is talking to him, golf.
Then we had to go out and plant too pear trees. Cause pears are good to eat, and expensive to buy. Arent I awesome? I have 2 friggin Pear trees , of all the tress to have. Actually, 3. Ones really old, and once produced a pear that was almost the size of my head. Doesnt get much bigger then that. We also have a peach tree. Cause their awesome too, and because im awesome, so I have to have a fruit tree, cause, you know, Im totaly awesome. And not conceded at all.
Well, after that little escipade, we went down to ANOTHER one of daddys friends, and I got to take my puppy, Libi, whos a black mouth curr and completely and totaly awesome like moi. And she got attacked by my friends dog, whos like maybe a FOURTH of her size, and he made her poor nose bleed. So I hit him on the head with her leash, thats a chain, and made him cry and run away.
And by the time it was all over, I returned to my ultra secret hidout that is cleverly hidden within my house. Who would expect it? I know I sure wouldnt. Actually, I would, cause im smart like that. Anyways, it was like four or five something, dont remember. Then I had to feed my animals, (2 dogs, 2 cats, and 2 pigs) and had a seizure. After that I was tired, hungry, and grumpy, so I went outside and talked to my pigs, Nana and Piney, and they cheered me up and lifted my self esteem to almost, almost, arrogant levels, and I returned to the house, ate supper, argued with my dad about politics, and am now on my computer, posting in my journal.
Todays Quirks :
I found out that I am getting 50 dollars from one family member for Valentines. Since I uusally get 50-200 dollars from my awesome grandparents, I think by the end of January, I may be able to talk my dad into opening me up a savings account.
I found out that my cousin, whos like 48-50 years old, has over 200 pockets knifes in a collection at his old appartment in Boston that he is going to let me choose some from. And their all collectors!!!!!!! Yea! I will be able to add onto my collection!!
Todays non-quirks :
My dads been pissy all day, and told me to leave him alone and shut up when I was trying to figure out something about a commercial that says Healthy Pure and Simple. I didnt know if they meant Healthy, pure and simple, or if they meant Healthy, pure, and simple. So I didnt talk to him for like an hour, and he accused me of being like certain ex family members. Ex because I have disowned them.
I discovered my neighbor, who I am not particularly fond of, is back with a girl that I DESPISE WITH A BURNING PASSION OF A THOUSAND DESERT SUNS!!!! Why? Because shes a skanky useless bitch who I am not even going to taint my computer by mentioning what she has done. Why is that bad? Because I will have to see her more often, ad she looks at me like a little sister. And she trys to get me to tell my neighbor he should marry her. Eck.
I was doing homework on my computer, and my cat, Stewie, the kitten, was sitting on my printer, thought that the way my fingers were moving on the keyboard meant he was suppose to attack them, and he hit the ESC button before I could save any of it. I shall not comment on how much that pissed me off. And Im making him sleep outside tonight. So there. Ha.
....Ill go let him in after I get through posting.
Ok, so thats all. Oh, and a friend of mine wanted to be mentioned. Her names Deven, though I mentioned her, actually her dog, in a previous entry. Hi 'Ven chan!! And she might be able to come stay the night at my house, meet my animals, and we might get to go to a livestock sell, where I shall either taint or blackmail her into stealing the goats and horses. And maybe a few sheep. ((Then, Deven, I will use garden shears to cut your hair to look like a snow owl, because I love you that much))
And we will use them to take over Russia. And later in Japan, because we're both just awesome like that. Yes, Deven, Im willing to share MY glory with you, because your my bestest friend. And maybe a sliver of the glory with Kimi chan....hmmm, must think about this more.
First, we had to go to a store thats just breads and sweets. Its called Wonder Bread. creative name, huh? Dad wanted some of his precious Raisin Bread. They didnt have any. So we bought a whole shit load of other things that will either rot within the compounds of our pantry, long forgoten until years into the future, where Bender and the Proffessor will stumble across the fossilized remains and use it to create a vamped up version of a potatoe gun.
Then we went to a grocery store, HEB. I have recently discovered that it means , "Here, Everythings Better". Hmm, wonder if I tried hard enough, if I could sue them for false advertisment, since thats all the stupid comercial brags about....???
After that, it was around, I dunno, one clcok. And we went to one of my dads friends house. Their old people, but like my god parents or something, or god grandparents? Is there such a thing? Well, I say there is, so now there is. XD
They keep their house so cleans, and I ended up dropping my keys. I bent down and picked them up, and discovered there was like a single dusty bunny along the side of their counter. I was like, "OH MY COMPUTER!! Its friggin Dust bunny!! I thought they were like, EXTINCT or something!!" When I told my dad, he was ignoring me completely while watching, of all the things to watch while his youngest and most precious child is talking to him, golf.
Then we had to go out and plant too pear trees. Cause pears are good to eat, and expensive to buy. Arent I awesome? I have 2 friggin Pear trees , of all the tress to have. Actually, 3. Ones really old, and once produced a pear that was almost the size of my head. Doesnt get much bigger then that. We also have a peach tree. Cause their awesome too, and because im awesome, so I have to have a fruit tree, cause, you know, Im totaly awesome. And not conceded at all.
Well, after that little escipade, we went down to ANOTHER one of daddys friends, and I got to take my puppy, Libi, whos a black mouth curr and completely and totaly awesome like moi. And she got attacked by my friends dog, whos like maybe a FOURTH of her size, and he made her poor nose bleed. So I hit him on the head with her leash, thats a chain, and made him cry and run away.
And by the time it was all over, I returned to my ultra secret hidout that is cleverly hidden within my house. Who would expect it? I know I sure wouldnt. Actually, I would, cause im smart like that. Anyways, it was like four or five something, dont remember. Then I had to feed my animals, (2 dogs, 2 cats, and 2 pigs) and had a seizure. After that I was tired, hungry, and grumpy, so I went outside and talked to my pigs, Nana and Piney, and they cheered me up and lifted my self esteem to almost, almost, arrogant levels, and I returned to the house, ate supper, argued with my dad about politics, and am now on my computer, posting in my journal.
Todays Quirks :
I found out that I am getting 50 dollars from one family member for Valentines. Since I uusally get 50-200 dollars from my awesome grandparents, I think by the end of January, I may be able to talk my dad into opening me up a savings account.
I found out that my cousin, whos like 48-50 years old, has over 200 pockets knifes in a collection at his old appartment in Boston that he is going to let me choose some from. And their all collectors!!!!!!! Yea! I will be able to add onto my collection!!
Todays non-quirks :
My dads been pissy all day, and told me to leave him alone and shut up when I was trying to figure out something about a commercial that says Healthy Pure and Simple. I didnt know if they meant Healthy, pure and simple, or if they meant Healthy, pure, and simple. So I didnt talk to him for like an hour, and he accused me of being like certain ex family members. Ex because I have disowned them.
I discovered my neighbor, who I am not particularly fond of, is back with a girl that I DESPISE WITH A BURNING PASSION OF A THOUSAND DESERT SUNS!!!! Why? Because shes a skanky useless bitch who I am not even going to taint my computer by mentioning what she has done. Why is that bad? Because I will have to see her more often, ad she looks at me like a little sister. And she trys to get me to tell my neighbor he should marry her. Eck.
I was doing homework on my computer, and my cat, Stewie, the kitten, was sitting on my printer, thought that the way my fingers were moving on the keyboard meant he was suppose to attack them, and he hit the ESC button before I could save any of it. I shall not comment on how much that pissed me off. And Im making him sleep outside tonight. So there. Ha.
....Ill go let him in after I get through posting.
Ok, so thats all. Oh, and a friend of mine wanted to be mentioned. Her names Deven, though I mentioned her, actually her dog, in a previous entry. Hi 'Ven chan!! And she might be able to come stay the night at my house, meet my animals, and we might get to go to a livestock sell, where I shall either taint or blackmail her into stealing the goats and horses. And maybe a few sheep. ((Then, Deven, I will use garden shears to cut your hair to look like a snow owl, because I love you that much))
And we will use them to take over Russia. And later in Japan, because we're both just awesome like that. Yes, Deven, Im willing to share MY glory with you, because your my bestest friend. And maybe a sliver of the glory with Kimi chan....hmmm, must think about this more.