May 18, 2020: #manfilter IRC chat [3/3]
( Continued from part 2)
Wright's feelings are hurt
Wright: Alright, Back. ...What, you guys didn't do anything this time while I was away?
iRonMan: BRB
CoffeeKamen: Silence is to be savored, Wright, taken in sips and enjoyed, contrasting to milk-white noise.
RoseRonin: We're tired of talking about you behind your back.
RoseRonin: It gets old.
CoffeeKamen: I wouldn't go so far
Wright: Ha, ha.
CoffeeKamen: It wouldn't be fun if it were hard
RoseRonin: He makes it easy. We really ought to thank him for it sometime.
RoseRonin: Want to go in on a fruit basket, Armando?
CoffeeKamen: Will it have peaches? I bet Trite loves peaches
RoseRonin: I can find one with peaches. And cherries.
CoffeeKamen: Now you know he has an aversion to cherries
RoseRonin: He turns them down so easily. He really ought to at least give it a try.
Wright: ...
Wright: I like cherries, thank you very much.
CoffeeKamen: ...
RoseRonin: ...
CoffeeKamen: ...Too much to pop them, assumedly
RoseRonin: Haha!
Wright: Where's Ron gone to, I wonder.
CoffeeKamen: Ask him when he gets back
Wright: I know that.
RoseRonin: Deft change of subject, Wright.
CoffeeKamen: Masterful! I fear for the man who faces him in a battle of wits
Wright: If I recall correctly I faced BOTH of you before
RoseRonin: It was terrifying.
RoseRonin: I still have nightmares.
CoffeeKamen: I may have fainted on my feet once or twice
Wright: ...
Wright: Alright, I've had enough of you two comedians. I'm gonna go watch some TV.
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CoffeeKamen: So yes, I'm going to do my level best to get that boy laid. He deserves it. And apparently needs it.
RoseRonin: Clearly.
CoffeeKamen: So, done it with her in your car yet?
RoseRonin: No, but she keeps distracting me purposefully while I'm driving so I'm sure she wants to.
CoffeeKamen: Ha! Doesn't know when to quit, does she? I suppose that's lucky more than not.
iRonMan: Back!
RoseRonin: I certainly count myself lucky.
RoseRonin: Welcome back, DeLite.
RoseRonin: Wright took off in a huff.
iRonMan: He's not coming back??
RoseRonin: He's a bit thin-skinned.
CoffeeKamen: We may have poked fun at him a bit too much
iRonMan: Oh... I didn't get to say goodnight
RoseRonin: I guess that was a bit much, wasn't it.
CoffeeKamen: Where did you go, Ron?
iRonMan: The windows looked a bit spotty. I went to clean them.
RoseRonin: How dutiful of you.
iRonMan: Thanks!
Dreams be dreams
RoseRonin: So DeLite.
RoseRonin: Explain to me what exactly that entry was about.
RoseRonin: You avoided the question before.
iRonMan: Which entry??
CoffeeKamen: Hrm.
RoseRonin: You know which entry, the most recent livejournal entry you posted.
iRonMan: Ohhh
iRonMan: Hey I didn't avoid the question!!
iRonMan: The topic drifted off into a different one and I FORGOT
RoseRonin: Well, I remembered. It seems like Armando knows.
iRonMan: Yeah....I told him about it.
iRonMan: I feel better about it now.
iRonMan: It was more of a nightmare, actually.....
RoseRonin: A dream caused all that?
CoffeeKamen: It was a...serious dream, considering the man who had it.
iRonMan: Yeah....
iRonMan: I can tell you, but can you please promise me one thing?
RoseRonin: Hm?
iRonMan: DON'T tell Dessie.... and don't judge me for it! Please!!
RoseRonin: I wouldn't do such a thing.
iRonMan: Okay. I did something in my dream that I would NEVER EVER do...
iRonMan: But it was so realistic.....
iRonMan: Er, maybe not THAT realistic.
iRonMan: More like vivid.
CoffeeKamen: Tell as much as you're comfortable with.
iRonMan: Long story short.....
RoseRonin: Go on.
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iRonMan: I CHEATED on Dessie!!!
Wright: Wait, what?
RoseRonin: Haha
RoseRonin: With who?
CoffeeKamen: Talk about unfortunate timing, Trite
iRonMan: That's not important!!
iRonMan: I felt SO awful about it afterwards.....
iRonMan: That's why I made that entry!!
RoseRonin: There's no reason to feel guilty, DeLite.
RoseRonin: It's not as if you could control it.
Wright: ...
Wright: You people.
iRonMan: Yes but.....
CoffeeKamen: He's talking about a dream, Trite
RoseRonin: Oh, Wright. Please.
iRonMan: But...
CoffeeKamen: The dream freaked him out and that is why he made that excited entry
RoseRonin: You can believe whatever you want about me, but if you think DeLite would ACTUALLY cheat on his wife...
iRonMan: Now I can never say, I wouldn't even DREAM of cheating on her!!
CoffeeKamen: Ha!
CoffeeKamen: Dreams mean little or nothing, Ron. Some of the ones I've had...
Wright: Oh, a /dream/.
CoffeeKamen: Was there nothing on TV?
Wright: ...Nope.
RoseRonin: Dreams... are not always significant.
Wright: Just some sort of Chinese soap opera
iRonMan: Diego said something similar, Mr. Edgeworth.
CoffeeKamen: Ron, look, I'll tell you about a dream I had
iRonMan: Another one?
CoffeeKamen: Yeah, the last one was ... tame
iRonMan: You've had even worse ones???
RoseRonin: Now my curiosity has been piqued.
CoffeeKamen: Ron have you ever heard of Marvin Grossberg?
RoseRonin: ...
iRonMan: No?
CoffeeKamen: Enormous man, nearly four hundred pounds.
CoffeeKamen: Looks rather like a walrus.
RoseRonin: Mountainous.
iRonMan: WAIT I just looked him up online....
iRonMan: He is rather... large
CoffeeKamen: I dreamed I was naked in bed with him, once
RoseRonin: A nightmare.
iRonMan: Whaaaaat?!
iRonMan: Wait wait.... WHEN?
CoffeeKamen: I think that says most of what needs to be said
Wright: ahahahahaha
CoffeeKamen: I was dating Mia at the time
CoffeeKamen: Sleeping with her, even
CoffeeKamen: Oh you laugh, Trite. You laugh!
RoseRonin: Yes, Wright, I'm sure you've had your share of strange dreams.
CoffeeKamen: When I woke up I rolled over, woke her up, and had furious, panicked sex until we passed out.
CoffeeKamen: It took me all day to come to terms with what I had seen in my mind's eye
Wright: Not... not really.
iRonMan: That's exactly what I did after MY dream!!
CoffeeKamen: You are a liar.
RoseRonin: A BAD liar.
Wright: You'll excuse me if I'm still dreaming up what's under Rissie's robes.
RoseRonin: Well I'll admit it, I've had at least one incredibly odd erotic dream.
CoffeeKamen: Go ahead and share
RoseRonin: I must have been... I don't remember, but I was very young.
RoseRonin: And I had a dream where I was sandwiched between two Supreme Court Justices.
iRonMan: .......Um
CoffeeKamen: ...Naked?
Wright: Was one of them Alito?
CoffeeKamen: ...
iRonMan: Er........
RoseRonin: Actually, yes.
Wright: Hah!
CoffeeKamen: I admit that's...thematically appropriat
CoffeeKamen: e
CoffeeKamen: Come on, Trite, share one. You've heard ours.
RoseRonin: The only books in the entire house were law textbooks.
RoseRonin: The only ones with pictures, I should say.
CoffeeKamen: Yours was an odd childhood.
RoseRonin: Agreed.
Wright: Ron didn't exactly go into detail with his--
Wright: Who was your dream about?
CoffeeKamen: I'm going to get more coffee, excuse me
iRonMan: That's not important. What's important is it wasn't two very old men!!
RoseRonin: It wasn't two men.
RoseRonin: One middle aged man and one very old woman.
iRonMan: Who was the other one?
iRonMan: I just looked up Alito.....
RoseRonin: Ginsburg.
Wright: I don't really have any worth-- ahahahaha
iRonMan: Okay I looked up Ginsburg....
CoffeeKamen: Hey now
iRonMan: ......
iRonMan: I'm afraid I really don't quite get it, Mr. Edgeworth......
CoffeeKamen: When the Judge was in law school I'm sure Ginsburg was a fox
Wright: When the Judge was in Law School it was a log cabin.
RoseRonin: It was a dream, it doesn't have to make sense.
RoseRonin: And it doesn't mean I wanted to have sex with the elderly.
Wright: Does mean you have a thing for people older than you though.
RoseRonin: As unpleasant as it was, it was better than the dream I routinely had, so I never really bothered myself about it.
RoseRonin: Heh. So far it's worked out for me.
CoffeeKamen: Ha!
Wright: Haa.
Ending on some very awkward notes
CoffeeKamen: Trite - you don't get to leave until you share a dream.
Wright: Fine, fine.
RoseRonin: Yes, fair is fair.
iRonMan: Yes! Please tell us!
Wright: Well, I had a pretty surreal dream a few years back... it's mostly funny considering what I know now.
Wright: I've mostly had a lot of dreams about Iris, I guess. But this was before Hazakura and I didn't even know she existed...
RoseRonin: Heh. You're obsessed.
Wright: This was when I knew her as "Dollie," I guess. And I guess it was the usual...she was really... really eager. Like, leading. And still laughing really sweetly in that way she does...
CoffeeKamen: Ron, I'll PM you about the Dollie thing
iRonMan: Okay!
Wright: Somewhere down the line though, when I glanced off for a second or something, it was like she'd split into two people. Right down the waist. Two sets of legs... but two torsos, four arms... two heads. One was still Dollie, but the other...
RoseRonin: ...
CoffeeKamen: ...
CoffeeKamen: Go on.
Wright: A demon with snake hair. And she started clawing at me--it didn't /hurt/ since it was just a dream, but I could feel the blood pooling around me.
Wright: And this was, uh, when we were in the middle of sex I guess.
Wright: The other face... I guess she was crying?
Wright: The dream kinda ended when she started choking me I guess
iRonMan: WOW.
Wright: She was still smiling that way she always did...
RoseRonin: ...God, Wright.
CoffeeKamen: ...Hnngh.
Wright: So how's that for awkward.
iRonMan: Mr. Wright, I just learned about Dahlia and Iris, and.... that dream, wow
CoffeeKamen: Remind me to tell you about another dream I had sometime, Wright
CoffeeKamen: I think that may bring back the nightmare
CoffeeKamen: Damnation
Wright: Not sure I want that
CoffeeKamen: I'm saying you're bringing back /mine/
CoffeeKamen: And fair's fair
CoffeeKamen: But, uh
Wright: Oh--
Wright: sorry
RoseRonin: Well.
CoffeeKamen: Wow. I really have nothing constructive to add.
iRonMan: Are you all right Diego??
CoffeeKamen: Oh I'm fine, but man
CoffeeKamen: I have this image in my head - were the snakes /red/, Wright?
Wright: Yeah, like her hair--but twisting around
CoffeeKamen: Ehuehuh.
Wright: You've thought the same before, huh
CoffeeKamen: All right, I'm going to be in trouble as is - I think I'm going to get a guard to walk me back to my cell.
CoffeeKamen: And check under my bed for me.
RoseRonin: Goodbye, Armando.
iRonMan: You're going now??
Wright: Oh right... I'd nearly forgotten.
Wright: Night, Armando.
iRonMan: Okay... Thank you for coming into the chatroom, Diego.
CoffeeKamen: Gotta, Ron - strict schedule and I already broke it
RoseRonin: Take care of yourself.
iRonMan: Good night!!!
CoffeeKamen: Goodnight, boys. Let's do it again sometime.
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Wright: I think I should go put Tru in bed now. She's been enjoying her time up...
iRonMan: I think that really shook him up.....
Wright: Extra time, that is...
Wright: Hmm... you think so?
RoseRonin: Seems that way.
iRonMan: I've never seen him act like that before!
Wright: I was trying to decide which dream to mention
RoseRonin: I don't even have such a strong association with that woman and I'm a bit shaken myself.
iRonMan: I just checked the clock -- is it this time already??
Wright: and I sure as hell wasn't going to mention the one where I drempt of /him/
RoseRonin: Haha.
iRonMan: Wait what?
iRonMan: What was it about?!
RoseRonin: When was this?
Wright: Nothing
Wright: I'm gonna go put Tru to bed now.
Wright: Night!
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iRonMan: Wait--
RoseRonin: I'm not sure he was referring to Armando.
iRonMan: So... Mr. Edgeworth
RoseRonin: ...So?
iRonMan: Are you busy tomorrow??
RoseRonin: Why?
iRonMan: Did you want to do lunch, if you have some time?
RoseRonin: Why?
iRonMan: Hm? Why not??
RoseRonin: I thought you might have some sort of purpose.
RoseRonin: I suppose I don't really have plans.
iRonMan: The purpose? It's to eat!
RoseRonin: Some ADDITIONAL purpose
iRonMan: Oh... You always eat alone??
RoseRonin: No, of course not.
RoseRonin: My girlfriend delivers lunches, of course I don't.
iRonMan: So... before you two started dating, you always ate alone??
RoseRonin: ...
RoseRonin: Frequently.
iRonMan: Oh....
iRonMan: I'm sorry.
RoseRonin: Goodnight, DeLite.
iRonMan: What? Wait!
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iRonMan: Darn!!
iRonMan: Well... Guess I should go, too.....
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