Alone again....naturally....
You know sometimes I wonder if I'm totally cursed or something. Oh, not with anything noticeably bad like my hair falling out, or some freaky skin disorder or permanent bad breath - but something much worse. Loser-itis. That undefinable quality or aura that makes people just not want to hang out with me, or be my friend for long.
Take Fred for example. She was visiting my dorm, bringing me chocs and comics, and letting me smell her sweater and stuff, and then all of a sudden I'm like day old Krispy Kremes to her and she's not even talking to me. I didn't do anything to deserve that! Okay I guess that she didn't like all the post-it notes I left on her door after we spied on her and that leather dude in the park. I just thought well, it was like a nice gesture you know? A reminder that I'm still available if she wants me. Maybe using a whole pad was going overboard though.
Then there's Andrew. He's meant to be my rock! The Robin to my-oh-so broody Batman, dependable Samwise to my stoic Frodo but ooooh no. He's being swayed, his blond head is totally being turned by some cheap brunette with a talent for engineering and electronics. Hey, I could build robotic stuff too if I wanted to! And magic is way cooler anyway. They were at the Bronze last night, and I totally missed all the action, chicks fighting and stuff. It's not fair! Andrew knew that I'd been wanting to play Final Fantasy X-2 and finally clock it with the perfect ending, but he was acting like I could just put the thing down after a save point. Jerk just didn't understand, Tidus is the man, and Yuna was gonna bring him back!
So, anyway, it's a new day, and I'm okay. Just me and my PS2, going back over everything to make sure I have 100% story completion before taking on the final boss. Who needs friends right? I can have Yuna, and Rikku and Paine, and I can change their clothes...
(Open to Xander and Andrew)
Take Fred for example. She was visiting my dorm, bringing me chocs and comics, and letting me smell her sweater and stuff, and then all of a sudden I'm like day old Krispy Kremes to her and she's not even talking to me. I didn't do anything to deserve that! Okay I guess that she didn't like all the post-it notes I left on her door after we spied on her and that leather dude in the park. I just thought well, it was like a nice gesture you know? A reminder that I'm still available if she wants me. Maybe using a whole pad was going overboard though.
Then there's Andrew. He's meant to be my rock! The Robin to my-oh-so broody Batman, dependable Samwise to my stoic Frodo but ooooh no. He's being swayed, his blond head is totally being turned by some cheap brunette with a talent for engineering and electronics. Hey, I could build robotic stuff too if I wanted to! And magic is way cooler anyway. They were at the Bronze last night, and I totally missed all the action, chicks fighting and stuff. It's not fair! Andrew knew that I'd been wanting to play Final Fantasy X-2 and finally clock it with the perfect ending, but he was acting like I could just put the thing down after a save point. Jerk just didn't understand, Tidus is the man, and Yuna was gonna bring him back!
So, anyway, it's a new day, and I'm okay. Just me and my PS2, going back over everything to make sure I have 100% story completion before taking on the final boss. Who needs friends right? I can have Yuna, and Rikku and Paine, and I can change their clothes...
(Open to Xander and Andrew)