http://www.webspawner.com/users/flipcup/index.html this link describes so much of my life it makes me feel fucking pathetic. seriously. my favorite parts are:
"We have become aware that alchohol makes us say, do, and wear things that would, in a sober state, be out of the question. Watching our friend make out with a stranger in front of cheering spectators is raw comedy"
and
"We make friends while we are drunk and we assign them an adjective that will forever precede their name in order to distinguish them from the rest of the "friends" we make while drunk (also because we do not know their last names.) "Sloppy Tom," "Chicago Sarah," and "Creepy Steve" (creep mike??)
everything is so true its sick in a way