Picspam: The Unicorn And The Wasp Part 2
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Part 2! The Doctor and Agatha have been planning the kiss for hours and their script is ready. Will the Doctor finally manage
an onscreen snog with Donna? And most importantly: What are the consequences and how will the DW writers react to
their anti-canon behaviour? Loads of funny captions, a silly storyline, pretty caps, some serious comments, loads of shippiness.
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so no endless text ;) Most of the caps are going to get iconed anyway. (is that even a word? lol)
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"Now then, any idea why a giant wasp would kill two unimportant extras with a stone and a pipe?
And most importantly: any idea how we could make our mariage official and get rid of Russell's
"not a couple" nonsense?" Take a closer look at teh ongoing tongue porn. LOL
Just a nice little cap. I really like the interior.
"Oh come on, silly. You know most of the fandom and especially the writers don't want us to be a
couple. It's all about that little blonde girl and you. I don't mind. At least we've got all the offscreen
action."
The Doctor does not like the idea of endless anti-shippy comments.
Donna in the garden. Such a pretty cap. The flowers, the dress. Such a pretty episode.
I like this little scene. Simply because it is so Donna. She can be so nice to people (who deserve it)
She's got little self-esteem and yet she's always there to show people their strengths.
And that lovely smile. Such a super lady ^^ "Do you know what I think? Those books of yours, one day
they could turn them into films. They could be talking pictures."
Shippy: "You know, the Doctor told me about your attempts to rewrite this script and make us an
official couple."
"Talking pictures? Pictures that…talk? What do you mean?" Lol. Movies, Agatha. It's called movies.
Shippy: "If you're so in love, and I mean it is obvious, why don't you just go ahead and be a couple,
despite what the script says. You could do all sorts of things, the acting could give it away."
Just a superduper pretty cap of her <3
"Yeah. Thing is, I had this bloke once, I was engaged, and I loved him, I really did. Turns out he was
lying through his teeth. But you know what? I moved on. I was lucky-I found the Doctor. He's changed
my life. There’s always someone else." #canon-proof-that-she-sees-him-as-legitimate-replacement
for-her-former-exfiancé :D
"Agatha, people love your books, they really do. They’re gonna be reading them for years to come."
Donna, people love you as companion, they really do. They're gonna watch your episodes for years
to come.
Smiling at Agatha's self-criticism. I bet it reminds her a bit of herself. Plus she obviously likes her
because she's trying to rewrite their story and make it shippy. #canon
"Hold on, there's another plot device to distract us from discussing the new plot!"
"There you go. Who’d ever notice that? You’re brilliant." Yeah, let's take it to the Doctor so we can
see a little more handporn.
Thaaaaaaat's it. Lovely handporn. Pretty.
He's such a pretty boy.
"Ooh…someone came tooled up…the sort of stuff a thief would use."
Well, you should know, eh? ;D
"So Roberts is using a thief now to stop us from rewriting the plot? Maybe he's already stolen our
script!" Btw that room looks very interesting. The design etc. Pretty cool.
"Your drinks, ladies, Doctor." Lol, David's dad is bringing his son and the ladies a cocktail. What a
party where the father acts as butler. :D
Donna and a cocktail. She's too posh for you.
"What about the science stuff? What did you find?"
"Hm. Vespiform sting" Funny cap is funny. An his hair is super messy in this epi, isn't it?
"Vespiforms have got hives in the Silifax Galaxy."
Look how she's staring at him. Like she'd totally love to be with him but can't because of the canon.
Lol xD
She's so checking him out.
"They're trying to keep us thinking and wondering. So we won't start snogging randomly. Very
clever. But I won't give in *slurp*"
Funny cap is funny. "Come on, Agatha. What would Miss Marple do? She’d’ve overheard something
vital by now because the murderer thinks she’s just a harmless old lady."
Ok so this is the part in Agatha's script where I have to pretend I've been poisoned.. *concentrates*
"Something’s inhibiting my enzymes." How can you possibly feel what your enzymes are doing?
Next time I want to skip school I'm gonna say the same.
I just had to take a cap. It's too funny not to take a cap of this.
Shocked ladies are shocked.
"I've been poisoned." And again: Why would a wasp poison people instead of just killing them with
a giant wasp bite?
It looks like he's sitting on a toilet xD
"What do we do? What do we do?" "Bitter almonds-it’s cyanide. Sparkling cyanide!"
That's right, scare the hell out of her Agatha. We're gonna need one hell of a kiss. :D
A crazy guy attacking the kitchen.
"Ginger beer!" How about that potato? :D
Somehow I find these caps incredibly hilarious. :D
And this cap. :D
Where's the rum gone?
As funny as it is, I don't get why he needs to shower himself with it.
"I’m an expert in poisons, Doctor. It’s fatal! There’s no cure!"
Now that we're seeing this in a shippy context you can totally see that Agatha's trying to scare Donna
as much as possible so she won't suspect that she and the Doctor are having her and Russell on.
#canon
The Doctor's in labour. :D Well he needs to take a deep breath because his Donna is going to
kiss him in a second!
"Walnuts!"
"Brilliant!" Indeed. I love Walnuts. Lol and look at that suit. He's having one hell of a party there.
And she's totally jazzed. Well, her spaceman is about to die!
Pantomime! Oh this is one of the funniest scenes ever. He's so miming a kiss instead of salt. #canon
"One. One word. Shake? Milk? Shake? Milk? Milk! No, not milk. U, shake, shake, shake-cocktail shaker!
What do you want, a Harvey Wallbanger?"
"Harvey Wallbanger?! How is Harvey Wallbanger one word?!" BEST. DIALOGUE EVER. xD
"Well I don't know!" Total herp derp alarm.
Married couple having its first argument whether Harvey Wallbanger is one word or not. Adorable.
Omg he's so hilarious in this scene. The acting. The funny.
"How about this?" "What's this?" "Salt!" That's too salty!" "Oh, that's too salty."
Salt is too salty. #fact. No. He just didn't want the salt because Anchovies is the code word for shock.
Le anchovies. (ewwww)
"What is it? What else? It’s a song. “Mammy”. I don’t know, “Camptown Races”?"
She's got the funniest and most pointless ideas ever :D And the cap is hilarious. It screams "LOOOL"
And him miming shock is quite funny as well. I mean, how is that "shock" ?! :D
"It’s a shock! Look! Shock! I need a shock!"
"All right, then, big shock coming up."
The cap totally needs a caption that says: "I love you!" :D
Aaaaaahaaaaand. Theee shippy scene! No comment needed! See you on the other side!
...........................*dead*
still with me? Good. *harrumphs.* Where were we?
Omg you just had an onscreen kiss! *iz shocked*
Omg I just had an unscreen kiss with my wife and there's anchovies on my face *iz shocked*
Le get rid of the anchovies. He's shocked indeed. :D He looks like a little boy that doesn't like kisses
on his mouth. Thehehehe.
Hmmm Take that Russell T Davies *sniffs proudly*
"I must do that more often!"
Donna is still shocked. Obviously because she liked the kiss. Much to her surprise (fanfiction ideas,
here you go! ;D)
"I mean the kiss." Lol. Totally what he should've said. Should have? He did. #canon
Dinner time. And he looks pretty in this scene (well he always does.)
And of course Donna's sitting next to him. Look at these fruits. Yummie. *hungry*
Adoring her husband.
Of course the little 900 year old timelord boy needs a bib.
"Terrible day for all of us..." Russell T Davies canon idea shattered in pieces...
all the antishippers going nooooooooooooooo! because of our lovely kiss..
"and yet, we still take dinner."
"And then someone tried to poison me… Any one of you had the chance to put cyanide in my drink.
But it rather gave me an idea."
"Poison." *slurps* It's funny how he's eating soup. I don't even know why. It's just funny :D
Tongueporn action!
"I’ve laced the soup with pepper." Yeah and you're as hot as pepper *harrumphs*
"But he active ingredient of pepper is piperine. Traditionally used as an insecticide."
A perfect pout.
And she's like ahaaaaaa. See, my husband is such a BAMF yo antishippers. He's poisoning you with
pepper.
"Oh, anyone got the shivers?"
As the thunder strucks you can see him sitting so close to Donna. I wonder what's going on under
the table xD
Agatha does not like that the Russell T Davies antishipper wrath is back.
Same goes for the Doctor. "Nobody move! No, don’t! Stay where you are!"
We're not quite finished under the table! :D
Just a pretty cap of Donna being scared because of the thunder.
Now we know where David got the hilarious facial expressions from. His dad. :D
And he's hiding behind Agatha! He's like "Help, Agatha! Now that I didn't obey his canon plans
Russell's going to kill me!"
Hiding from the monster. But that's it.
Looks like Nr Ten is willing to kill his creator and his annoying plot devices with a sword!
"At least we know the butler didn't do it." No, David's dad wouldn't kill anyone.
Looks like they're too late.
Russell and the giant wasp have already gone.
Grumpy Ten is grumpy because his creator won't let him be happy with his wife.
So he needs to think of a new plot with his newly hired writer Agatha Christie.
Donna joins the team.
"That poor footman. Roger’s dead and he can’t even mourn him. 1926. It’s more like the dark ages."
Upset Donna is upset. She doesn't like Russell's killing spree either.
Listening to the Doctor's new story ideas.
"This thing can sting, it can fly… It could wipe us all out in seconds-why is it playing this game?"
Russell's so going to murder me for this. He's got this giant wasp and he's known for killing characters
off....
"Every murder is essentially the same-they are committed because somebody wants something."
"Russell T Davies wants his favourite character Rose Tyler to be happy with you. So you can go all
lovey dovey on it. So why don't we give her a dublicate Doctor?We can grow it out of your spare hand.
So you can have Donna and she can go and snog your doppelganger to death."
The Doctor likes the idea.
"You’re right. I’ve been so caught up with giant wasps, I’ve forgotten. You're the expert."
"A dublicate me, ohhh that's good! Tell me more!"
"I'm a writer, so stfu. I need time to think. I can't tell you about the plot, spoilers!"
"Look, I told you. I’m just a…purveyor of nonsense."
"Who's going to believe this stupid idea? Another Doctor? That looks and acts like you? Who's going
to believe that crap? And we're growing him out of your spare hand? He'd be completely naked!
And this is a family show!"
"Oh, no, no, no, no, ‘cause plenty of people write detective stories, but yours are the best. And why?
Why are you so good, Agatha Christie? Because you understand. You’ve lived…you’ve fought…you’ve
had your heart broken. You know about people-their passions, their hope and despair and anger, all of those.
Tiny huge things can turn the most ordinary person into a killer. Just think, Agatha. If anyone can solve this, it’s
you." He's such a fan. :D
"I guess if we introduced something like a timelord metacrisis it could work.. we would need to
shoot you so you start to regenerate. Imagine the quotes! Billions of people are going to watch this
because they love you and don't want you to regenerate...and then...:"
1 hour of planning and plotting later...
"I’ve called you here on this endless night because we have an antishipper murderer in our midst. "
"And when it comes to detection, there’s none finer… Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Agatha Christie."
Bit of random eyesexing with wifey eh? :D
See? He's totally eating her alive whilst she's eating grapes.
You can tell how much she enjoys seeing Agatha and the Doctor in action. :D
The two fangirls listening to how Agatha solves the antishipper problem in her season finale. :D
"Oh, I know this." Haha and the Doctor is like ohhhh no. What is she going to say this time..
"if she was really posh, she’d say “loo”." I love this bit. But of course...what she really said in our shippy
world: "Oh wait til you see him naked. He isn't as skinny as you think, he's well fit." xD
"Earlier today, Miss Noble and I found this on the lawn…" The plot device makes another appearance.
Married couple is very interested in the plot device.
"The tools of your trade, Miss Redmond, or should I say…the Unicorn. You came to this house with
one sole intention-to keep our lovely couple from kissing and going anticanon! steal the Firestone!"
I love how Donna's like HUUUUUUUU.
"Btw I also stole your wedding rings to hide the fact your married."
The truth about the jewel thief.
The Doctor doesn't like that she's stolen their wedding rings.
"So, is she the murderer?" I love how she's acting like she's in a cinema watching a murder mystery
and trying to figure out who did it :D
I just like this cap.
Emo!Doctor is emo because the Unicorn stole the wedding rings.
Donna eating a grape in slow motion. I'm loving this :D
I bet she's just imagining the scene where Ten's all naked. xD
He's so cute in this scene. The fact that he isn't saying much and leaves it to Agatha to solve this. :D
Finding out about Clemency's shameful pregnancy.
"And it was no ordinary pregnancy." Well you should know about unusual pregnancies, eh? ;D
"So she killed him!" Donna deserves an A in unnecessary but brilliant background commentaries.
Just a pretty cap of him listening to what all the others say^^
"Nowwww...to sum this anticanon idea up:"
"You...are gonna be my onscreen wife from now on and you're going to see me naked in the season
finale."
"What? Who did I kill?" Sorry, I'm loving this answer too much xD
"No, but you said it all along, the vital clue." The cap looks like he's singing for her and telling her
how much he loves him #lolsusanssillyheadcanon
"that this whole thing is being acted out like a murder mystery. "
Donna doesn't understand what he's on about, but she likes it.
"Which means, it was you...Agatha Christie."
"...who wrote this brilliant kiss idea and thought of this brilliant season finale with us being all naked
onscreen." (come on, it's the truth. It was a shippy writer. Totally. So much.)
"The moving finger points..."
"At you, cameraman! You're going to film all this, including our offscreen activities for the hardcore
shippers to enjoy."
*grins* "Isn't this brilliant?" (yes, I know, I'm brilliant)
"Oh and btw, we know you're the giant wasp in the room, reverend."
The reverend is not amused.
A giant wasp? "Really?"
"‘cause this……isn’t just a jewel-it’s a Vespiform telepathic recorder. And it's shiny and Imma gonna
keep it for mah wife nao."
"You can call me god if you want."
"Too pretentious, reverend? Do call me god *stares*" (lol come on, it totally looks like it with that
giant golden star behind his head)
Now the giant wasp gets angry (lol just capped this because of this brilliant puppy eyes/pout)
Watching the reverend changing into a giant wasp that's made of purple light.
Donna in purple. Running from a giant wasp again.
The giant cookie has returned. :D
"Now it’s chasing us!" Donna seems to like being chased by a giant wasp. Plus these yellow walls
look pretty with my colouring on.
Running from the wasp.
HOOOOO now Russells's given us cars that go 20 km/h! *iz shocked*
Just a pretty cap.
Husband and wifey on tour. Chasing Agatha Christie and getting chased by a giant wasp
#anormaldayinthelifeoftenanddonna
*car driving by in slow motion* *husband shouting at the car* At the same time this cap is adorable :D
"What does that sign say? 20km? Traffic jam? Wut?"
"Shouldn't have left my glasses in the TARDIS!" *iz angry*
Chasing a giant wasp and Agatha Christie in the 1920s. Totally normal.
They're watching Agatha and the wasp. They're having a nice chat on the lake.
"It's so shiny! I need it for ma wife!"
Giant wasp is giant, pretty cars are pretty.
"Don’t hurt her! You’re not meant to be like this. You’ve got the wrong template in your mind."
"Russell T Davies made you think that Donna and I do not belong together as a proper couple.
Now he's forcing you to kill us! Simply because our acting implied something else! Now leave us alone
and give us the necklace. It's too pretty for you and you're a wasp! It's not like you can wear it anyway!"
Donna's done with this shit. Let's throw the necklace in the lake.
Watching the giant wasp drown.
Just his pretty profile.
"How do you kill a wasp? Drown it. Just like its father."
Bit cruel but right. What else could she have done in this situation?
"Donna, that thing couldn’t help itself."
"Neither could I!" Damn right. I love it when she's not taking his criticism for granted but defends
her actions.
But you can still see that it makes her sad. Which is why I love Donna!
Hm, gonna buy a new necklace for you then *pouts*
"Just one mystery left, Doctor. Who exactly are you?" Look how Donna's holding her belly!
Pregnant! Obvious! #canon xD
The wrath of the Russell T Davies. Of course he's got to make someone suffer for this anticanon
behaviour.
"Oh! It’s the Firestone! It’s part of the Vespiform’s mind! It’s dying and it’s connected to Agatha!"
Do you think she would've died with it if it hadn't decided to let her go?
Always the women.
"It let her go. Right at the end, the Vespiform chose to safe someone’s life."
"Is she all right, though?" Such a pretty cap <3
"Oh, of course! The amnesia! Wiped her mind of everything that happened. The wasp, the murders…"
And again, lost puppy eyes :D
"We solved another riddle-the mystery of Agatha Christie. And tomorrow morning,
her car gets found by the side of the lake." Such a pretty cap. It looks like they're having a random
campfire session there :D
"A few days later, she turns up at a hotel in Harrogate…with no idea of what just happened."
Why do they have to make all the brilliant women forget about how great they really were?
Untamed eyesex! moment.
Donna thinks it's a pity that a great shipper writer forgot about them.
And so does the Doctor.
"Oh, great life! Met another man, married again. Saw the world. Wrote and wrote and wrote."
This could be such a great description Donna after the Runaway Bride dilemma. Her meeting another
man (him) seeing the world/universe and writing about it.
Aw they're smiling at each other #ohmyshipperheart
Saying goodbye to the writer that could've made their story super shippy.
"Thing is..." Back inside the TARDIS
"I don’t think she ever quite forgot." Oh and the eyesex again.
"Great mind like that, some of the details kept bleeding through." !!!!!!Perfect description of post!mindwipe
Donna.
"All the stuff her imagination could use. Like fanfiction! Miss Marple!" Lol such an adorable dork.
And the neck!
Donna likes the idea of fanfiction.
Just a pretty cap of his profile and neck and...guuuuh.
He's got another spare cameraman in the basement that can film their offscreen snogging! Or is it
a camera he hid there to get nice shots of Donna from a verryyy low angle? ;D
Checking the roleplay box for fanfiction ideas and scripts :D
This scene is really adorable. You don't have it that often that you can see what they're doing right
after an adventure. Revising stuff and so on.
"Look at that." *insert any fanfiction cover and title here*
"She did remember!" All the shippy scenes she'd written down with the Doctor, all those story ideas,
all those love scenes, the season finale...
He's just adorable :D "Somewhere at the back of her mind, it all lingered. And that’s not all.
Look at the copyright page."
She's extra pretty in this scene.
And he's obviously thinking the same. Just look how he's adoring her while she's reading.
Reading out loud: "And then the Doctor smiled at her. He took her hand and squeezed it.'You know
how much I love it when you're shouting at people..' "
The Doctor likes Ten/Donna fanfiction as much as we do.
Eh? Checking out her neckline now? :D
"'...And then he placed his hands on her hip to pull her closer and kiss her.'?!"
Oh, she'd love that to be true. Didn't bother quoting the 5 Billion text here because really, saying something
like "Published in the year 4523" would've been a tad more believable.
Ahhh she's so pretty. "Well, no one knows how they’re gonna be remembered. We can only hope for the best.
Maybe that’s what kept her writing." Don't you think it's a bit cruel to have him talking about remembering?
I mean he's the one taking her memories one day. Bit hypocritical that quote.
"The same thing that keeps me travelling. Fanfiction? Onwards?"
"Fanfiction. Onwards." It's so lovely when they're making each other smile. <3
Bit of eyesex and grinning and...
Off we go again! To have one hell of an offscreen snog and sexy tiems and fanfiction realisation
moments and so on!
DELETED SCENES, PROMOS, CONFIDENTIAL, SET PICS & OTHER STUFF IN PART III! :)
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