2007!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEW YEARS. YAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!! TIME TO MAKE A NEW YEARS RESOLUTION! FOR RACHEL.
NEW YEARS RESOLUTION FOR RACHEL!!!! LIKE OMG LIKE!!!
1] CUT YOUR FREAKING HAIR WOMAN!!!
2] GET A HAIR CUT **DEFINITION OF HAIRCUT - THE CUTTING OF HAIR OFF HEAD, TAKING OFF 2 FEET OF HAIR OR MORE IN THE PROCESS.**
3] GO GET YOUR HAIR SHORTENED
4] LOOK INTO A NEW HAIR STYLE. E.G.-SHORTER HAIR
5] COMPLETE THE PREVIOUS 4 RESOLUTIONS ASAP, AND REPORT BACK TO SUNNY FOR CONFIRMATION
6] VISIT SUNNY AT UCSD ON A SCHOOL DAY
7] FIND SWEET NERDY STUD AT UCLA AND CLAIM HIM AS BOYFRIEND
8] TAKE A PICTURE WITH SAID NERD STUD AND SEND TO SUNNY TO PROVE HIS EXISTENCE
9] GO ON A ROAD TRIP WITH SUNNY TO SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN SD. PREFERABLY MEXICO ;)
10] GO SCUBA DIVING AND TOUCH A SHARK WITHOUT GETTING EATEN
11] ENTER MULTIPLE REALITY DATING TV SHOWS ON MTV, AND LIE. A LOT.
12] LEARN A COOL NEW MAGIC TRICK
13] PERFORM LEARNED MAGIC TRICK TO STRANGERS, THEN ATTEMPT TO MAKE THEM PAY
14] BECOME FLUENT IN CHINESE SO TO EASE COMMUNICATION WITH SUNNY'S GRANDMA, AND OTHER CHINESE PEOPLE
15] FIND A SEXY HOTTIE WHEN IN MEXICO, AND DATE HIM INSTEAD
16] TAKE LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF PICTURES
17] TEACH DOGGIES 5 NEW TRICKS
18] COME UP WITH MORE VERSION OF HOW TO DRAW BOB (THE PENGUIN)
19] CREATE A COMIC STRIP OF BOB, AND CALL IT 'THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF BOB'
20] COME UP WITH A STORY DEDICATED TO BOB AND FOO FOO, AND CALL IT 'THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF BOB AND FOO FOO'
21] SHARE
22] BECOME EXTREMELY GOOD FRIENDS WITH A PROFESSOR, THEN BRING HOME FOR DINNER AND TELL YOUR PARENTS YOU'RE ENGAGED.
23] DO THE CHICKEN DANCE AT A DANCE PARTY AND TRY TO MAKE EVERYONE FOLLOW YOU
24] ATTEMPT TO PICK UP A STRANGER USING THE LINE 'YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A POLAR BEAR WEIGHS? ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE! NOW KISS ME FOOL.'
25] GO BOWLING WITH SUNNY
26] MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF WOOD
27] BECOME CHAMPION OF LACROSSE BY YOURSELF
28] GET OVER YOUR SILLY BOOTS
29] NEVER WHINE AGAIN
30] DUMP GUY FROM MEXICO AND GET BACK WITH NERDY STUD FROM UCLA SO YOU DON'T FEEL LONELY WHILE IN SCHOOL
31] DISCOVER A NEW PLANET AND NAME IT PLUTO SO NO ONE CAN EVER SAY "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE PLUTO USED TO BE A PLANET" EVER AGAIN.
32] SEND SUNNY A LETTER FROM COLLEGE, AND START IT OFF SAYING "YO HOMEFRY" SO SHE COULD SHOW OTHER PPL SHE HAS A GANGSTA FRIEND
33] COMPLETE ALL OF THE RESOLUTIONS WITH HASTE
and now rachel is distracted, maybe i should help her achieve the first 4 resolutions......?
oh and p.s. - happy new years!
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!! TIME TO MAKE A NEW YEARS RESOLUTION! FOR RACHEL.
NEW YEARS RESOLUTION FOR RACHEL!!!! LIKE OMG LIKE!!!
1] CUT YOUR FREAKING HAIR WOMAN!!!
2] GET A HAIR CUT **DEFINITION OF HAIRCUT - THE CUTTING OF HAIR OFF HEAD, TAKING OFF 2 FEET OF HAIR OR MORE IN THE PROCESS.**
3] GO GET YOUR HAIR SHORTENED
4] LOOK INTO A NEW HAIR STYLE. E.G.-SHORTER HAIR
5] COMPLETE THE PREVIOUS 4 RESOLUTIONS ASAP, AND REPORT BACK TO SUNNY FOR CONFIRMATION
6] VISIT SUNNY AT UCSD ON A SCHOOL DAY
7] FIND SWEET NERDY STUD AT UCLA AND CLAIM HIM AS BOYFRIEND
8] TAKE A PICTURE WITH SAID NERD STUD AND SEND TO SUNNY TO PROVE HIS EXISTENCE
9] GO ON A ROAD TRIP WITH SUNNY TO SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN SD. PREFERABLY MEXICO ;)
10] GO SCUBA DIVING AND TOUCH A SHARK WITHOUT GETTING EATEN
11] ENTER MULTIPLE REALITY DATING TV SHOWS ON MTV, AND LIE. A LOT.
12] LEARN A COOL NEW MAGIC TRICK
13] PERFORM LEARNED MAGIC TRICK TO STRANGERS, THEN ATTEMPT TO MAKE THEM PAY
14] BECOME FLUENT IN CHINESE SO TO EASE COMMUNICATION WITH SUNNY'S GRANDMA, AND OTHER CHINESE PEOPLE
15] FIND A SEXY HOTTIE WHEN IN MEXICO, AND DATE HIM INSTEAD
16] TAKE LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF PICTURES
17] TEACH DOGGIES 5 NEW TRICKS
18] COME UP WITH MORE VERSION OF HOW TO DRAW BOB (THE PENGUIN)
19] CREATE A COMIC STRIP OF BOB, AND CALL IT 'THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF BOB'
20] COME UP WITH A STORY DEDICATED TO BOB AND FOO FOO, AND CALL IT 'THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF BOB AND FOO FOO'
21] SHARE
22] BECOME EXTREMELY GOOD FRIENDS WITH A PROFESSOR, THEN BRING HOME FOR DINNER AND TELL YOUR PARENTS YOU'RE ENGAGED.
23] DO THE CHICKEN DANCE AT A DANCE PARTY AND TRY TO MAKE EVERYONE FOLLOW YOU
24] ATTEMPT TO PICK UP A STRANGER USING THE LINE 'YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A POLAR BEAR WEIGHS? ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE! NOW KISS ME FOOL.'
25] GO BOWLING WITH SUNNY
26] MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF WOOD
27] BECOME CHAMPION OF LACROSSE BY YOURSELF
28] GET OVER YOUR SILLY BOOTS
29] NEVER WHINE AGAIN
30] DUMP GUY FROM MEXICO AND GET BACK WITH NERDY STUD FROM UCLA SO YOU DON'T FEEL LONELY WHILE IN SCHOOL
31] DISCOVER A NEW PLANET AND NAME IT PLUTO SO NO ONE CAN EVER SAY "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE PLUTO USED TO BE A PLANET" EVER AGAIN.
32] SEND SUNNY A LETTER FROM COLLEGE, AND START IT OFF SAYING "YO HOMEFRY" SO SHE COULD SHOW OTHER PPL SHE HAS A GANGSTA FRIEND
33] COMPLETE ALL OF THE RESOLUTIONS WITH HASTE
and now rachel is distracted, maybe i should help her achieve the first 4 resolutions......?
oh and p.s. - happy new years!