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THE STUPIDEST SURVEY:
[[basic surveying questions]]
.. name: Janet
.. birthday: August 21st
.. color of eyes: Hazel
.. color of hair: light brown
.. color of heart: ummm...black???
.. height: 5'4"
.. do you like yourself?: uhhh...sure?
[[if you HAD to choose, you'd say...]]
\\ punk rock or hardcore metal: depends on my mood
\\ long crispy hair or soft short hair: short crispy...lol
\\ cool moronic or smart loser: smart loser
\\ be a lesbian or be a gay dude: lesbian
\\ a puppy or a kitten: kitten
\\ a broom or vaccumm: broom...it's fun
\\ hot chocolate or cold soda: cold soda
\\ stripper or naturist: stripper
\\ rap or r&b: [there is a difference]: depends
\\ famous and hated or poor and loved: poor and loved
\\ cold dark night or warm sunny morning: cold dark night
\\ grey or gray: gray...it sounds like it's spelled...lol
\\ chicken or the egg: the egg
\\ real or fake: real
\\ 20 dollars or 50 dollars?: DUH!! $50 baby!
[[what comes to mind when you hear...]]
// chicken: wimp
// bible: fables
// camera: snap shot
// computer: click click click
// survey: stupid
// xanga: huh?
// livejournal: much drama...but information filled
// heartburn: nothing
// ball: bounce
// flat: my feet
// spanish: rice?
[[random questions...]]
++ do you scratch yourself in public: if it really itches
++ do you like being pregnant: nope
++ if you had 5 kids, what would be their names: little devil 1-5
++ what if i spelled "come" like "cum" your reaction...: ok?
++ could this survey be any dumber? probably
++ what if you were raped at age 6: that would suck...emotional problems anyone?
++ what if you had a pop tart: i'd look at it
++ what if you sniffed a used pad: gross
++ what if you licked a wet armpit: yuck
[[what do you think about...]]
!! the backside boys: huh?
!! the spice girls: pop group that fell down
!! the macarena: whoa
!! lambchop singalongs: this is the song that never ends
!! the name May: a league of thier own
!! junk food: food...what's that?
!! teenage obeseity[sp?]: preventable
!! flat soda: drinkable but gross
!! trauma and bad memories: i don't want to think about it
!! bad girlfriends: evil bitch from hell
!! aliens invading earth: oh my
[[come on...almost done now...]]
-- do you want this to end? sure?
-- will you comment my blog for leaving this journal? nope
-- will you marry me? uh no
-- will i stop now: think so
[[basic surveying questions]]
.. name: Janet
.. birthday: August 21st
.. color of eyes: Hazel
.. color of hair: light brown
.. color of heart: ummm...black???
.. height: 5'4"
.. do you like yourself?: uhhh...sure?
[[if you HAD to choose, you'd say...]]
\\ punk rock or hardcore metal: depends on my mood
\\ long crispy hair or soft short hair: short crispy...lol
\\ cool moronic or smart loser: smart loser
\\ be a lesbian or be a gay dude: lesbian
\\ a puppy or a kitten: kitten
\\ a broom or vaccumm: broom...it's fun
\\ hot chocolate or cold soda: cold soda
\\ stripper or naturist: stripper
\\ rap or r&b: [there is a difference]: depends
\\ famous and hated or poor and loved: poor and loved
\\ cold dark night or warm sunny morning: cold dark night
\\ grey or gray: gray...it sounds like it's spelled...lol
\\ chicken or the egg: the egg
\\ real or fake: real
\\ 20 dollars or 50 dollars?: DUH!! $50 baby!
[[what comes to mind when you hear...]]
// chicken: wimp
// bible: fables
// camera: snap shot
// computer: click click click
// survey: stupid
// xanga: huh?
// livejournal: much drama...but information filled
// heartburn: nothing
// ball: bounce
// flat: my feet
// spanish: rice?
[[random questions...]]
++ do you scratch yourself in public: if it really itches
++ do you like being pregnant: nope
++ if you had 5 kids, what would be their names: little devil 1-5
++ what if i spelled "come" like "cum" your reaction...: ok?
++ could this survey be any dumber? probably
++ what if you were raped at age 6: that would suck...emotional problems anyone?
++ what if you had a pop tart: i'd look at it
++ what if you sniffed a used pad: gross
++ what if you licked a wet armpit: yuck
[[what do you think about...]]
!! the backside boys: huh?
!! the spice girls: pop group that fell down
!! the macarena: whoa
!! lambchop singalongs: this is the song that never ends
!! the name May: a league of thier own
!! junk food: food...what's that?
!! teenage obeseity[sp?]: preventable
!! flat soda: drinkable but gross
!! trauma and bad memories: i don't want to think about it
!! bad girlfriends: evil bitch from hell
!! aliens invading earth: oh my
[[come on...almost done now...]]
-- do you want this to end? sure?
-- will you comment my blog for leaving this journal? nope
-- will you marry me? uh no
-- will i stop now: think so