i think i might get fired
on account of my not showing up for work when i should. and not calling. and not caring. its not really that i dont care. as with many areas of my life, i feel unmotivated. i dont know if its because im tired of working there of if im tired of work of im just straight up tired. maybe its everything. all of these things and more. i have a story for you:
last night, i watched the wackness, starring josh peck - remember him? who cares. it was a sweet movie. sweet as in delicious, not cheesy. there was that girl, what's-her-face, Juno's best friend. total hottie, i'll say. so olivia something... and ben kingsley is in it! who doesnt love ben kingsley? i certainly do. anyway, i will make no attempt to explain the movie because im no good at that sort of thing. it was good. go watch it. if you dont agree, then you can... bitch. whatever.
after the movie.... OH.
first of all. we - we being me and a friend - took the metro into dc to watch the movie at E st.
after the movie.... the metro was closed. so... well...
the hobos were roaming. and i called my brother to pick me up. actually i called several people. but he was the only to answer. some friends are utterly useless... and some of them just suck. and others... whatever. so. we were sitting on a bench and a hobo comes and talks to my friend and im thinking ew. wtf. he somehow got his hands on her foot? and kissed it.....
...
lets go over that again.
a homeless man. drunk, might i add. took her foot and kissed it. we moved... to a well lit area by some business building.
somehow! the hobo found us and tried to kiss my hand. NO. that's quite alright. i said. and he walked away slowly... taking his shirt off in the process.... and... well.
ew.
then! some security guard came and said the lady watching the cameras thought we were homeless people.
EXCUSE ME? two suburban girls, sitting on your steps, waiting for someone to come save them from the scary ________ mistaken for hobos. yeah okay.
well, im glad someones watching us, and would you please tell her to continue.
oh, dont worry. she will.
good.
anyway my brother saved us.
i feel very uncomfortable right now.
pepper on the other hand is enjoying my lambskin rug. she looks ridiculous....
i want a new job. in an office. where i can dress up and sip coffee and wear my glasses and look brilliant. ive always wanted to be someones secretary...
im going to go now.
i hope you have a spectacular weekend.
last night, i watched the wackness, starring josh peck - remember him? who cares. it was a sweet movie. sweet as in delicious, not cheesy. there was that girl, what's-her-face, Juno's best friend. total hottie, i'll say. so olivia something... and ben kingsley is in it! who doesnt love ben kingsley? i certainly do. anyway, i will make no attempt to explain the movie because im no good at that sort of thing. it was good. go watch it. if you dont agree, then you can... bitch. whatever.
after the movie.... OH.
first of all. we - we being me and a friend - took the metro into dc to watch the movie at E st.
after the movie.... the metro was closed. so... well...
the hobos were roaming. and i called my brother to pick me up. actually i called several people. but he was the only to answer. some friends are utterly useless... and some of them just suck. and others... whatever. so. we were sitting on a bench and a hobo comes and talks to my friend and im thinking ew. wtf. he somehow got his hands on her foot? and kissed it.....
...
lets go over that again.
a homeless man. drunk, might i add. took her foot and kissed it. we moved... to a well lit area by some business building.
somehow! the hobo found us and tried to kiss my hand. NO. that's quite alright. i said. and he walked away slowly... taking his shirt off in the process.... and... well.
ew.
then! some security guard came and said the lady watching the cameras thought we were homeless people.
EXCUSE ME? two suburban girls, sitting on your steps, waiting for someone to come save them from the scary ________ mistaken for hobos. yeah okay.
well, im glad someones watching us, and would you please tell her to continue.
oh, dont worry. she will.
good.
anyway my brother saved us.
i feel very uncomfortable right now.
pepper on the other hand is enjoying my lambskin rug. she looks ridiculous....
i want a new job. in an office. where i can dress up and sip coffee and wear my glasses and look brilliant. ive always wanted to be someones secretary...
im going to go now.
i hope you have a spectacular weekend.