Meme stolen from Everybody!
1. Something purple within 5 feet of you?: I have a purple and pink plastic water cup
2. The sexiest item of clothing you own: I'll go with my black velvet party dress
3. Your nails were last painted: Normally I'm always painted, but the last month of travel hell means that it's been about a month.
4. The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave?: I once ruined a microwave by leaving a spoon in it...does that count?
5. How much Japanese do you know: Nothing.
6. Do you look good in yellow?: Probably. I do pretty well with pastels.
7. Do you sing?: All the time. In the car, in the shower, randomly when I'm walking to work. Karoke....I sing a lot. Sing Sing a song, Sing out Loud....Sing out Strong, Sing in good times not baaaaadddd....
8. Do you spit?: No, but it's one of my biggest pet peeves when other people do it or I have to walk by a green goop of mess on teh sidewalk. I swallow the shit, you can to asshat.
9. Is your hair long enough to chew on?: Yes, but gross. I put way too many chemicals on it. :)
10. Least favorite color?: Burnt umber. Orange, it used to be my favorite but my grandparents gave me a bit of overkill because over the course of my childhood every gift or article of clothing I got was orange.
11. Ever had Dippin' Dots?: Yes, for the first time in August and they are disgusting.
12. Ever played an instrument?: I played the piano and the clarinet in junior high-high school. I doubt I could play a not on either now...well, maybe "Heart and Soul" on the piano...but that's about it.
13. Ever had a H2O massage?: No.
14. Do you believe in Big Foot?: No, but some of the mountain men in the wilds of Idaho could probably pass. Think Deliverance.
15. Ever been to a palm reader?: No, but I really want too. I'm too wimpy.
16. Last Pez dispenser you purchased?: I don't remember, but a friend gave me a Yoda Pez on a really bad day at work recently.
17. Have you had sex in your current car?: I don't own a car, but I did have sex in the last car that I owned. Many times. Nothing like a Ford Tempo to set the mood and provide inspiration.
18. Did you have a good weekend?: No. I had to work a Board of Directors meetings and Nurses and Dieticians can be a whole handfull of bitchiness. .
19. Current yearning?: A weekend of rest and relaxation. My poor tivo is crying under the current load it's carrying. I would also classify a hot foreign boy in my bed in this category. Who can choose really.
20. Have you ever had a black eye?: Many times. I am the Queen of Gracelessness. Once I broke my nose while diving into a swimming pool and thus a broken nose and black eyes followed. I also didn't catch a soft ball and got smacked in the face. I was also doing a cheer in high school and got decked by a badly thrown pass. I'm comedy gold I tell you.
21. How is today going for you?: I thought I had an extra day to pack my office before the big move. Turns out I only have tomorrow. EEEEEEEEEKKKKKK.
22. Any plans for tonight?: I'm attending a Bowl-A-Thon to raise money for my professional associations charity, which I believe involves Firefighters. One can hope. It's still a free dinner at Keefer's, bowling, and then a follow up at Gibson's.
23. Ever photograph something that was dead?: Possibly some sad and pathetic plants.
24. Are you ready for Christmas?: No. I haven't even purchased my plane ticket home yet. Scary.
25. Ever given someone a Full-Body oil massage?: Yes. It's a lot more work and a lot less sexy than I thought it would be.
26. Do you find Smurfette sexy?: Um, don't ruin my childhood. Please.
27. Current disappointment: Everything. I'm in a funk.
MORE QUESTIONS!
1. Do you have an air freshner in your car?: No car, but I do wish they'd do something about the urin smell on the CTA.
2. Do you have plants in your room?: I don't even have a plant in my apartment.
3. If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?: Anything with a large amount of Vodka in it.
4. Last piece of mail opened: Letter from LA Inc.
5. Does anything hurt on your body right now?: My head. Bad Headache.
6. What city was your last taxi cab ride in?: I ride in one about once or twice a week in Chicago. Last night the wind was so bad I thought I was going to die in a taxi on Lake Shore Drive.
7. Last alcoholic drink you had?: I had a few Bud Lights last night with dinner.
8. If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave?: No. I am a true believer in Karma so I'm pretty sure that once dead, it's probably worse than anything I could do to them. Besides...that's just too much work.
9. What were you doing at 9 pm last night?: I was at a play with kayess. It was The Boyfriend and was directed by Julie Andrews. It was entertaining and they were free tickets.
10. What's your favorite Starbucks drink?: I'll drink anything my cute barrista serves up.
11. Do you exercise as much as you should?: A huge NO on this one.
12. Did you do the deed on prom night?: No, but I did get a hickey. I was really classy.
13. Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you?: I have in the past, but I honestly don't think I could ever get over it. I'd probably never be able to forgive or trust again.