I Found My Fortune
Yesterday at work, a couple of people were getting Chinese food. Even though I brown bagged, I wanted a small order of crag rangoon. While we were waiting on our food, I told Andrew about the time I got a fortune cookie with no fortune inside. I said, "I thought I was going to die, but unfortunately, I didn't." Me and my death jokes. Heh. He said he had never heard of someone not getting a fortune in a fortune cookie.
When the order arrived, I was very disappointed with the crab rangoon. It was cold and chewy. Bleh. Then, I asked for a fortune cookie; Andrew threw one at me. I caught it, opened it up and found two fortunes instead of one. I said, "Well, I guess I found my missing fortune!"
In case you are curious:
Continue your present conversation for some insight.
Investigate new possibilities with friends. Now is the time.
Oh...and I like to add the following: "...in bed," "...except in bed," and "...on a stick."