WOULD YOU LIKE A KITTEN????
Please say yes. We have six and we cannot get rid off them and my legs are in ribbons and Yentl, (their mother,) is properly, properly fed up with them.
Also, we have given them all really silly names, so as an act of kindness to the cat world, please take them away and give them proper names.
Mr. Fluffy - Boy. Tabby, very fuffy. Good at catching bees. Likes new age jazz and match of the day.
Mr. Tummy - Boy. Not so fluffy, but has got a bit of a tummy. Likes hiding in shoes and wine rack, but often gets stuck.
Tiger - Boy. Tabby with orange bits. Quite violent.
Moley - Black and white. Girl. Good at climbing wine racks. Slightly neurotic since daddy accidently trod on her tail.
Confused - Tabby. Girl. Unhealthy obsession with washing machine. Keeps hiding in piles of washing to try and smuggle herself in with the socks &ct.
Small - Think it's a boy. Tabby. Small.