Halves
I missing exactly half of everything I own.
Did I leave them in New Jersey?
Did I leave them in an Airport?
Did I leave them in California?
Did I leave them in Sarasota?
In one of my best friends orifices?
Inside an attractive oral surgeons waiting room?
The list continues, but still does not make up for the fact that the only things I have left that bare witness to my old lavish lifestyle is; wooden beads, and a melon colored necklace that I'm convincing myself really DOES go with everything.
ps: Today a turtle died on my Driveway, its one of the most depressing things I've seen all year.
Did I leave them in New Jersey?
Did I leave them in an Airport?
Did I leave them in California?
Did I leave them in Sarasota?
In one of my best friends orifices?
Inside an attractive oral surgeons waiting room?
The list continues, but still does not make up for the fact that the only things I have left that bare witness to my old lavish lifestyle is; wooden beads, and a melon colored necklace that I'm convincing myself really DOES go with everything.
ps: Today a turtle died on my Driveway, its one of the most depressing things I've seen all year.