Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Friday I pulled over and changed crayolabox's flat tire (15 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I helped pcaatstiye23 hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I set tbonesrule2006's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been nice (96 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
Sunkist528