Oct 01, 2003 18:05
Ewww! I feel like shiT with a capital "T" man. Today, my throat was hurting so much that it hurt to swallow... I could barely eat. Yes it was gross. So I didn't go to Cross Country after school today. After Student Council I just came straight home. I didn't do my homework yet and I don't know if I'm gonna go to school tomorrow. But I DO know one thing: SMALLVILLE SEASON PREMIERE TONIGHT! [8:00 eastern, WB]. YAY! I can't wait to see what's next!
Since I <3 making lists, I'll make one of my favorite tv shows.
EverwoodSpongeBobTRLCribs7th HeavenSmallvilleGillmore GirlsMalcolm In The MiddleEven StevensHm... I probably forgot some. Ohh well. =D
Ok hoes, [haha] I'll leave you with this EXTREMWLY random conversation between me and my friend. Woo hoo! LoL
me: blubber is invading my tissue box from the middle ages.
her: OMG YOU TOO?!
me: yeah!i tried spraying miracle gro on it but it didnt start doing latvian folk dances!!
me: i am extremely angered at the present time.
her: omg anastasia..i told you to color it purple and then it will do the macarena.
her: DUH
me: ohh! silly me.. i flushed an asparagus down the toilet and sang a song about frostbite.
her: well part of thats right..just you're not supposed sing about frostbite..its heat stroke.
me: oh darn it! because then, my toilet paper started belly dancing and chugging gatorade.
her: ::GASP:: THE TOILET PAPER WAS GROUNDED THIS WEEK! IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE BELLY DANCING!
her: it didnt wipe my ass good enough so i grounded it.
me: well NOW my dvd player has insomnia because of you! yesterday it slept with your scissors.
her: WHAT?!
her: no fucking way.
me: and NOW my turkey sandwich named henry wont speak to me!!
her: henry??? but hows juliet?? did she survive the attack of the killer teeth?
me: well she's flirting with my scotch tape so i assume that she's alright...
her: oh thats a good sign...but is the screwdriver okay with that?
me: i dont know... he started flignign magnolian cheese cakes off the eifel tower 14 hours ago.
me: LMAO g2g
her: oh god..he didnt hurt little jerry though did he?