Life lessons. Complete with photos.
Ok, kiddos, I finally got some beach pics loaded. They're incredibly dorky-just like the Nikis! This brings me to a little something I've prepared...
What I've Learned In Myrtle Beach
You may not understand any of this. But trust me, it's ALL true.
* Toilet hovering IS indeed, a workout
* Feria is so multifaceted.. it shimmers
* High School was so long ago
* When a guy says you're hot, it's ok to blatantly agree with him
* Walking down 21st Street will cost you $3 in black lady
* South Carolina does indeed have a lunar worshipping cult
* Hotel hopping is a lot easier than I thought
* It's not old- it's vintage classic
* *hulk voice* "You dont want to see us when we get hyper..."
* Thank God for the CVS map lady!!
* If you ignore drunk frat boys who ask you to sit on their laps, they'll yell. Really loudly.
* Flicking a guy off is only ok if he implies that you're a hooker
* "Frat Tower- 2 o'clock," can be said 43243 times while walking down Ocean Boulevard
* The party is in room 302
* North Carolina has the highest population of dead animals on the side of the road
* If you dont tie your sarong right, you'll look half amish, half ho
* Whoa.
* The Rainbow Room and the Gay Dolphin. Ay carumba, mi Lesbonita! :P
* 2 words: Wrong Way
* Hot tubs won't kill you!!
* Buttercream,buttercream,buttercream
* It's more fun to hop the wall of the hotel than to walk out the front door
* Why do jettas always contain hot girls? I knew there was a reason that I was supposed to have one ;)
* Two little Nikis can indeed eat a table full of food at IHOP
* We missed our golden opportunity for henna tattoos.. on the house!
* SC has STD-TV
* The one non-rainy weekend in four months.. yeah baby, we bring the sunshine! ;)
Myrtle Beach Photo Album
I also threw in some pics of the birthday flowers I got allll the way from London. :)
What I've Learned In Myrtle Beach
You may not understand any of this. But trust me, it's ALL true.
* Toilet hovering IS indeed, a workout
* Feria is so multifaceted.. it shimmers
* High School was so long ago
* When a guy says you're hot, it's ok to blatantly agree with him
* Walking down 21st Street will cost you $3 in black lady
* South Carolina does indeed have a lunar worshipping cult
* Hotel hopping is a lot easier than I thought
* It's not old- it's vintage classic
* *hulk voice* "You dont want to see us when we get hyper..."
* Thank God for the CVS map lady!!
* If you ignore drunk frat boys who ask you to sit on their laps, they'll yell. Really loudly.
* Flicking a guy off is only ok if he implies that you're a hooker
* "Frat Tower- 2 o'clock," can be said 43243 times while walking down Ocean Boulevard
* The party is in room 302
* North Carolina has the highest population of dead animals on the side of the road
* If you dont tie your sarong right, you'll look half amish, half ho
* Whoa.
* The Rainbow Room and the Gay Dolphin. Ay carumba, mi Lesbonita! :P
* 2 words: Wrong Way
* Hot tubs won't kill you!!
* Buttercream,buttercream,buttercream
* It's more fun to hop the wall of the hotel than to walk out the front door
* Why do jettas always contain hot girls? I knew there was a reason that I was supposed to have one ;)
* Two little Nikis can indeed eat a table full of food at IHOP
* We missed our golden opportunity for henna tattoos.. on the house!
* SC has STD-TV
* The one non-rainy weekend in four months.. yeah baby, we bring the sunshine! ;)
Myrtle Beach Photo Album
I also threw in some pics of the birthday flowers I got allll the way from London. :)