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So, we don't usually post this early, but considering this circumstances of it being 2005 or whatever, i guess we will.
First, the subliminal messages.
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Did you catch that? I'll do it again. Look carefully!
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Ok. Awesome.
So story time might be a little bit twisted. But that's alright. Because so are all of you. Hahaha.
The theme is... things that could NEVER EVER happen in 2005. Or so we think.
The setting begins in a town no one has ever heard of it is called jalapa it is in mexico hehehe. This is a poor town and it is known for its native dancing. They also have poeple who fly in poles it is fun. This town decided to have a fun raiser with every man in town to buy a lottery ticket hehehe i mean. When they finally came up with the money they needed with the help of another three states and towns, they went out to buy their tlotto ticket. This ticket won a quarter and they were the rickest town in mexico hehehehe.
Hmm... bet you can't guess wh wrote that one. ::ehem::.
So this story takes place in the US. No actually, England. In a bath tub in england. So there was this rubber ducky sitting all alone in a bath tub in england. And then all of the sudden from above him... it started raining. No... it started pooring. And this wasn't just your average rain, it was hot enough to melt the poor ducky. So he desperately started swimming around the bathtub looking for a way out when all of the sudden, other forms of precipitation started to appear. It was not snow... but it certainly wasn't the rain. What he was soon to find out is that he was sitting in a bubble bath. And was about to be sexually abused by the man who created the rain. And that man must be God. So the rubber ducky got to have a bath with God... and now his burnt skin is restored. And life rules.
I think this definatly calls for a new theme. Things you'd find up a tree. Plus a story behind them. Or something.
It was Timmys first time in the Amazon jungle, he was scared. This happenes to all of our young grasshoppers who flee the country side to find a new and better life in the jungle. Little Timmy was the saddest grasshopper more than flee actually he was kicked out of the country because everyone he talked to got so sad they killed themselves. So timmy was walking along the jungle and he remembered a story that his parents had once told him, it was about a magical see weed that lived in the Amazons. This magical sea weed had extreme magical powers like turning everything to rotting meat and fish sticks. Little Timmy had always desired these powers from the day he knoew you could turn people into fish sticks. So Timmy went along hoppin and hopping when he came face to face with a deadly platapus he was scary looking and had an evil pink eye. So Timmy ran and tripped over what seemed to be a root, but when he turned around he found that it was the magical sea weed and the turned the platapus into a fish stick and ate him, it was yummy.
You know... i'm just not even sure how to follow that story. So i won't. I think this is enough for you kiddies to take in for now. Call us if you have nothing better to do. Because we love you. Or something of that matter.
First, the subliminal messages.
/////POST YOUR FLIPPIN PICTURES//////
Did you catch that? I'll do it again. Look carefully!
/////POST YOUR GOSH DARN FLIPPIN PICTURES/////
Ok. Awesome.
So story time might be a little bit twisted. But that's alright. Because so are all of you. Hahaha.
The theme is... things that could NEVER EVER happen in 2005. Or so we think.
The setting begins in a town no one has ever heard of it is called jalapa it is in mexico hehehe. This is a poor town and it is known for its native dancing. They also have poeple who fly in poles it is fun. This town decided to have a fun raiser with every man in town to buy a lottery ticket hehehe i mean. When they finally came up with the money they needed with the help of another three states and towns, they went out to buy their tlotto ticket. This ticket won a quarter and they were the rickest town in mexico hehehehe.
Hmm... bet you can't guess wh wrote that one. ::ehem::.
So this story takes place in the US. No actually, England. In a bath tub in england. So there was this rubber ducky sitting all alone in a bath tub in england. And then all of the sudden from above him... it started raining. No... it started pooring. And this wasn't just your average rain, it was hot enough to melt the poor ducky. So he desperately started swimming around the bathtub looking for a way out when all of the sudden, other forms of precipitation started to appear. It was not snow... but it certainly wasn't the rain. What he was soon to find out is that he was sitting in a bubble bath. And was about to be sexually abused by the man who created the rain. And that man must be God. So the rubber ducky got to have a bath with God... and now his burnt skin is restored. And life rules.
I think this definatly calls for a new theme. Things you'd find up a tree. Plus a story behind them. Or something.
It was Timmys first time in the Amazon jungle, he was scared. This happenes to all of our young grasshoppers who flee the country side to find a new and better life in the jungle. Little Timmy was the saddest grasshopper more than flee actually he was kicked out of the country because everyone he talked to got so sad they killed themselves. So timmy was walking along the jungle and he remembered a story that his parents had once told him, it was about a magical see weed that lived in the Amazons. This magical sea weed had extreme magical powers like turning everything to rotting meat and fish sticks. Little Timmy had always desired these powers from the day he knoew you could turn people into fish sticks. So Timmy went along hoppin and hopping when he came face to face with a deadly platapus he was scary looking and had an evil pink eye. So Timmy ran and tripped over what seemed to be a root, but when he turned around he found that it was the magical sea weed and the turned the platapus into a fish stick and ate him, it was yummy.
You know... i'm just not even sure how to follow that story. So i won't. I think this is enough for you kiddies to take in for now. Call us if you have nothing better to do. Because we love you. Or something of that matter.