Mine is so boring :(

[sunju]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I bought porn for deadmeat_ (-10 points). In November I pulled over and changed snarkycreature's flat tire (15 points). Last Sunday I punched thiscreep in the arm (-10 points). Last Thursday I put money in tullula's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Wednesday I helped sexsimplicity across the street (6 points).

Overall, I've been nice (15 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!

Sincerely,
Sunju

Kevin can I be head of your secret service of drunken marksmen and martial art movie lovers?